2012 Prediction: Apocalypse Caused By Slow Internet

Are we running out of internet?  This report suggests this could be the case.

As we continue to wonder what might cause the 2012 apocalypse infamously predicted by the Mayans, this report has caused a stir because of the following quote from the article in the Times Online: “From 2012, however, PCs and laptops are likely to operate at a much reduced speed, rendering the internet an ‘unreliable toy’”.

Could a frustratingly slow internet cause the infamous 2012 apocalypse?  This is a possibility according to an internet researcher who wishes to remain nameless.  The reseacher said, “We’ve become so dependent on the internet that a reduction in its performance could lead to global chaos.  Banking systems, transportation, utility grids could all come crashing down.  I don’t think it’s unreasonable at all to think the ensuing mayhem could snowball into the end of the world.”

While these points are relevant to this theory, psychologist Dr. Eddie Eddington Jr. says he is more concerned about the psychological damage a slow and evaporating internet would have on the world.

Dr. Eddington said the following when reached for comment: “The instant gratification we’ve become used to with the internet and the immediacy with which we can connect to a world of information has made us extremely ADD.  Take for instance the Twitter phenomena.  Our attention spans and patience are dwindling at exponential rates.  If reports that the internet will start slowing to a sudden halt around 2012 are true, then we could very well see our collective psychology short circuit.  The results of such a short circuit could be widespread insanity, which would snowball into chaos, riots, and general anarchy.  It very well could trigger a sort of ‘social apocalypse’.  Perhaps this is what the Mayans predicted.”

What do you think?  Could a slow internet in 2012 be the spark that lights the fire of an apocalypse?

Wall Street Financial Collapse And Shadow People. The Real Story.

Economic Anarchy.  Shadow People and Illuminati Masterminds of Chaos.

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While most people view the global financial shake up as the result of the mortgage crisis, credit crunch, and a variety of other economic woes, The Loki Times believes something more sinister is at play.

Don’t you find it a little too convenient nobody seems to know what the hell is going on with Wall Street?  Sure, so-called ‘experts’ have been pontificating about the situation endlessly in the news, but its just a bunch of gibberish.  Nobody really knows what’s going on.  Did you ever think that’s because those in power don’t want you to know?

We’re afraid this could be the case.  Loki Times‘ sources say the Illuminati, the mysterious organization in control of the world’s economic and government institutions, are in league with the Shadow People.  In case you haven’t been following our stories, the Shadow People are a group of powerful trans-dimensional travelers looking for a new dimension to live in.

Don’t believe us?  Let’s take a look at what’s been happening:

Over the past few weeks, we have seen an increase in Shadow People reports from around the world.

The Large Hadron Collider’s network is hacked.

Astronomers discover a super massive black hole in the heart of radio galaxy Fornax A, which could be a portal to other dimensions.

The list goes on.  And now, the collapse of Wall Street and the following proposed bail out by the government that will use tax payers dollars to shore up the bad debt crumbling beneath the world’s largest financial institutions.

What does all this add up to?  One hell of a bad scenario.  If our sources are correct, government officials controlled by the Illuminati, who are in turn controlled by the Shadow People, could be playing out this whole tragedy for the purpose of distracting the everyday person from the truth staring them straight in the eye.  Our world is about to change.  The Shadow People are coming.