NASA UFO Cover Up Lawsuit Imminent

Remember these images of the Glasser UFO Event of 1930?

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They could be lost forever if NASA has its way.  According to a report from OhMyGov.com, the International UFO Congress is planning on suing NASA for allegedly destroying photographic evidence of unidentified flying objects and evidence they have of life on other planets.  According to the UFO Activists who’d back the suit, part of NASA’s mission is to “look for signs of life in other planetary systems”, and since NASA is funded by tax payers, any effort to destroy evidence of alien life would amount to fraud and waste of tax payer money.

The secretive organization, UFOR.a.YOU (UFO’s Right Above You) responded to our inquiries with the usual cryptic response: “UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding the alleged NASA cover up at this time.” – Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #98465″

NASA denies any cover up, even in the face of recent whistle blowing by former astronaut and American hero Dr. Edgar Mitchell.  Listen to Dr. Mitchell’s claims:

The Glasser UFO Event of 1930

We have obtained 4 declassified documents from the Glasser Alien Communication Project of 1930.  The disaster that struck this secretive project led to UFO sightings accompanied by catastrophic events around the world.  No official explanation has been provided, but these pages might contain clues as to what went wrong.

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The Loki Times has collected these photographs of UFO’s spotted all around the world in connection with the mysterious Glasser Event.  Click on the thumbnails for full size pictures.

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Our investigators and historians are working around the clock to unravel this mystery.

Alien Space Gods And Dark Matter

Dark Matter.  It’s perhaps the greatest cosmic mystery currently confronting astronomers and scientists.  This enigma is five times more abundant than normal matter in the universe, but it is invisible and virtually undetectable because it passes through normal matter.  Scientists believe it exists throughout every region of space, and a new report at Scientific American discusses how scientists are trying to measure the effects of the Dark Matter  in our solar system on Earth.

But the question remains: “What is Dark Matter?”

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Image from ancient occult text depicting an alien space god.

Loki Times contributor and space biologist Allen Gringholm is currently working on a study to answer this question alongside occultist Richard Lovecraft (no relation to the author H.P. Lovecraft).  They theorize that Dark Matter could represent the presence of ancient alien gods alluded to in obscure occult texts, and more popularly in the fictional works of H.P. Lovecraft and others.

“It’s no question the abundance of ‘Dark Matter’ in the universe exerts a powerful influence on all matter.  But, so far, efforts to explain this phenomena have been unsatisfactory.  Dr. Lovecraft and myself have decided to take a new approach to the study of Dark Matter by viewing it through the lens of the occult,” says Dr. Gringholm.

Dr. Richard Lovecraft elaborated that “where science fails sometimes the occult prevails.  There are thousands of ancient texts, artifacts, and other evidence that powerful alien space gods exist.  These beings cannot be understood by normal scientific analysis or biology.  Dr. Gringholm and I are working hard to produce a new methodology to understand this ‘Dark Matter’, and we have data that strongly supports the possiblity that it is the substance of certain alien space gods.”  Dr. Lovecraft would not elaborate at this time on what exactly that evidence is.

Could Dark Matter be evidence of Alien Space Gods?

A Real Life Star Wars From Afar?

A mysterious flash of light and a puzzling radio signal beaming from deep space have astronomers and scientists scratching their heads.

You can read about the light here, and the radio signal here.

One possible explanation proposed by astronomer and Loki Times contributor Earl Jokiesowitz is that we are witnessing an interstellar space battle from afar.

Images of the Mysterious Flash of Light

Images of the Mysterious Flash of Light

“There’s no doubt in my mind that the flash is that of a Nova-bomb detonated in the course of an intergalactic war.  The mysterious flash of light is one of our first peeks at the advanced technology already in use by alien civilizations.  The Nova bomb is a super-weapon that causes a star to go Supernova, thus destroying an entire solar system.  The resulting energy would be more than enough to produce this flash of light.”

Earl’s stance is controversial, yet it cannot be dismissed by other astronomers, some of whom believe the radio signal is a desperate plea for aid from the victim’s of the Nova bomb.

“If a Nova-bomb has been detonated, you better believe those on the receiving end are experiencing one hell of an ass whooping.  It’ll take some time for us to process the radio signal for any encoded message, as well as the light spectrum from the Nova bomb to confirm my theory, but I have no doubt in my mind that right now, as we speak, weapons beyond our comprehension are being used in interstellar conflicts deep in space.  We can only hope that these star wars don’t spill over into our neck of the woods,” says Earl Jokiesowitz.

We have to agree.

Bacteria With Brains And The Mysterious Death Of Pirates

In September, a band of Somali pirates hijacked an Iranian cargo ship only to be plagued by a mysterious illness stemming from something in the ship’s cargo. During hostage negotiations, several of the pirates died of the illness. There have only been vague reports about the ship’s mysterious cargo, including that it was carrying “minerals” and “chemicals”. But what sort of minerals and chemicals? We simply don’t know.

Then, in October, a report lands on the desk of The Loki Times in which scientists say they can teach bacteria certain behaviors.

Smart bacteria and a mysterious illness who’s source appears to be a suspicious cargo ship. The activist group Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence (HSAAI) say this is not a coincidence. They believe that the deadly illness could have come from smart bacteria who were protecting the ship the pirates hijacked. Jerry Bombadil, leader of HSAAI, said the following:

“HSAAI cannot fathom the fact that some of the world’s smallest animals, bacteria that is, are being trained by scientists. This must stop! We’re talking about animals that can slither through the pores of your skin. If they became truly intelligent, there is no telling what they might do. Some of our experts think bacteria could even learn how to control our brains. Can you imagine, smart bacteria taking over the mind of the President?!?! The new report, accompanied with information of the mysterious cargo ship, disturbs us greatly.”

We have not been able to substantiate any of the claims made by HSAAI. We are also not sure where the cargo ship had been, or what it was carrying. We have received several reports about mysterious unidentified cargo ships being spotted on the high seas all over the world. Stay tuned to The Loki Times as we develop the story on UBO’s (Unidentified Boating Objects)

Read about the bacteria.

Read about the pirates.

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