Even Aliens Have to Pee
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astro Biology, Conspiracies, Crypto-Anthropology, Government, Men In Black, Outer Space, Science, Science Fiction, UFO's
We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.
Let’s face it. We’ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they’re using our interstates for transportation. And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn’t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance. According to the gov’t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.
Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene. The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area. We’re waiting for more information.
Read about the story here.
Alien Space Gods And Dark Matter
Filed under: Alien Gods, Alien Intelligence, Astro Biology, Astronomy, Biology, Occult, Outer Space, Science, Strange Matter
Dark Matter. It’s perhaps the greatest cosmic mystery currently confronting astronomers and scientists. This enigma is five times more abundant than normal matter in the universe, but it is invisible and virtually undetectable because it passes through normal matter. Scientists believe it exists throughout every region of space, and a new report at Scientific American discusses how scientists are trying to measure the effects of the Dark Matter in our solar system on Earth.
But the question remains: “What is Dark Matter?”
Image from ancient occult text depicting an alien space god.
Loki Times contributor and space biologist Allen Gringholm is currently working on a study to answer this question alongside occultist Richard Lovecraft (no relation to the author H.P. Lovecraft). They theorize that Dark Matter could represent the presence of ancient alien gods alluded to in obscure occult texts, and more popularly in the fictional works of H.P. Lovecraft and others.
“It’s no question the abundance of ‘Dark Matter’ in the universe exerts a powerful influence on all matter. But, so far, efforts to explain this phenomena have been unsatisfactory. Dr. Lovecraft and myself have decided to take a new approach to the study of Dark Matter by viewing it through the lens of the occult,” says Dr. Gringholm.
Dr. Richard Lovecraft elaborated that “where science fails sometimes the occult prevails. There are thousands of ancient texts, artifacts, and other evidence that powerful alien space gods exist. These beings cannot be understood by normal scientific analysis or biology. Dr. Gringholm and I are working hard to produce a new methodology to understand this ‘Dark Matter’, and we have data that strongly supports the possiblity that it is the substance of certain alien space gods.” Dr. Lovecraft would not elaborate at this time on what exactly that evidence is.
Could Dark Matter be evidence of Alien Space Gods?
2012 Prediction: Solar Magnetic Mind Storms
Filed under: Astronomy, Outer Space, Science, The Apocalypse
As part of an ongoing series on The Loki Times in which we attempt to predict the predicted apocalypse of 2012 (predicted by the Mayans ages ago), another frightening theory is being tossed into the fray: Solar Magnetic Mind Storms.
Scientists and astronomers predict the next peak in Solar activity will occur in 2012. These solar rampages trigger massive magnetic storms which ripple through outer space in all directions, leaving chaos in their wake. These storms bombard our planet, wreaking havoc on electronic systems. In a worse case scenario, the planet could confront a total electrical and communication blackout. Anarchy would inevitably follow such an event.
Image of Magnetic Activity on the Sun’s Surface (credit SST)
Of even more concern is the potential for a devastating “magnetic mind storm”.
“We cannot forget that our brains run on electrical impulses. The full effect of a high intensity solar magnetic storm on the human is still not understood, but given recent studies regarding transcranial magnetic stimulation and magnetic mind control (read here), we feel the result could be the obliteration of millions of human minds,” states a report by Loki Times science advisor Smigel Von Hoffenpot, also a co-chairman of the scientific organization SARS-FR.
If we lose all our electrical systems, ability to communicate, and our minds, an apocalypse could ensue due to the accidental detonation of nuclear weapons, fires, explosions, lack of medical care, and general anarchy. Of course, this is all speculation.
Read more about past solar storms here, and the potential 2012 peak in activity here.
2012 Prediction: The Milky Way vs. Andromeda
There’s Gonna Be A Fight
The Milky Way galaxy, our home, appears to be prepping for a cosmic rumble with our neighbor, the Andromeda galaxy. New measurements show the Milky Way being 50% larger than we originally thought, and it is traveling through space at about 600,000 mph, which is 100,000 mph more than the old estimates. Read more here.
For now, let’s set aside questions regarding what this increase in speed and mass means for our lives on planet Earth. Let’s think consider instead the more pressing issue of the Milky Way-Andromeda Galaxy collision. Disregard what you think you know about this predicted disaster. Popular theory says it won’t happen for another 3 billion years, and that even if it does happen it’ll have no effect on us. WRONG! We believe this possible collision is a candidate for the predicted 2012 apocalypse (according to the ancient Mayan calendar, which abruptly ends that year). We’re happy to see our galaxy appears to be prepping for the collision, but it’s increased speed should be cause for concern since we could be riding an exponentially increasing gravitational trajectory that is going to sling us into the inevitable slug match with Andromeda sooner than we thought.
Join the grudge match. (additional designs at the Loki Store):
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Mysterious Line of Galaxies Found In Space
Filed under: Alien Gods, Alien Intelligence, Aliens, Alternate Dimensions, Mysteries, Science, Scientific
Dark Matter Bridge in Cosmic Void Seems to Organize Isolated Dwarf Galaxies, Suggestive of Intelligent Design. Could be connected to LHC, Shadow People, and several other breaking stories at The Loki Times.
Astronomers Adi Zitrin and Noah Brosch of Tel Aviv University discover a string of 14 galaxies deep in a cosmic void of space. The galaxies form a straight line about 1.5 million light years long.
The discovery is shocking because the galaxies are too far apart to suggest they are held in line by their own gravitational pull. In fact, all the galaxies are small dwarfs with relatively low gravitational pull. They also appear to have started forming stars at the exact same time. So what is keeping them in line? And how could 14 distant dwarf galaxies all fire up their star factories in sync with one another? Researchers theorize they’re held together by a bridge of mysterious dark matter and this could be influencing their interactions. The Loki Times thinks something else could be at play.
The Loki Times astronomy experts believe an immense alien intelligence beyond our comprehension is at work.
Resident space biologist Allen Gringholm said the following: “I recently spoke about alien space dust that is raining down on earth. This dust is concrete evidence of immense cosmic entities who’s make up is beyond our imagination. We must, as humans, rethink our narrow definition of life so we might comprehend the size of these alien gods. I have no doubt in my mind there are space beings, massive creatures, some perhaps as large as planets, with intelligent will who are acting as shepherds in space. The discovery of this organized formation of 14 disparate yet organized dwarf galaxies deep in the cosmic void suggests this very idea. Is it so far fetched that these super intelligent beings might have found a way to control entire galaxies? But for what purpose, we might never know.”
The discovery happens to come at a time when Shadow People sightings are on the rise and the Large Hadron Collider is about to be turned on. Smigel Von Hoffenpott, our resident quatum psychologist and co-chairman of scientific watchdog group Sars-FR, believes there could be a connection. “Take what we’ve seen recently,” said Hoffenpott. “Our dimension is being infiltrated by Shadow People. We are opening portals to other dimensions with the Large Hadron Collider. Evidence of immense cosmic beings lies right in front of our eyes. Increased paranormal activity around the world. The list goes on. I believe that whatever entities might be controlling these galaxies could be the pulling the stings behind it all. We’ll just have to wait and see if their intentions are hostile.”
The wealthy UFOlogist group UFOR.a.YOU said only the following in response to our inquiries for their thoughts on the matter:
““UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding cosmic space gods or the galaxy string discovered deep in space at this time.” – Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #98374″
Stay tuned to The Loki Times for continuing coverage of these events.