Washington news organizations are reporting that a white mystery substance has been falling on the area for sometime now, and people are starting to worry.  Local officials say they’ve traced the source of the material to a nearby construction site, but not everyone believes this answer.

Bethesda is home to NIH’s main campus (The National Institute of Health).  NIH is home to some of the most cutting edge medical research in the world.  Chemtrail conspiracy theorists think they could be conducting a new experiment on the people right outside their gates.  Chemtrail theorists say government agencies have been dumping chemicals into our atmosphere for years as part of a massive covert operation.  The purpose of the operation is said to be everything from population control to atmospheric modification for an alien race that has infiltrated the power elite.

Chemtrail sightings and evidence are rare in the Washington, D.C. area, and rarely is there evidence as visible as the substance currently raining down on Bethesda, MD.

The project at the Lawrence Livermore National Ignition Facility plans to ignite a miniture star in a controlled lab environment using lasers.  This tiny nuclear reactor could produce tremendous amounts of energy.  For example, our sun blasts about 386 BILLION gigawatts of energy into space.  A large nuclear reactor generates 1 gigawatt.  Do the math.  Even if we could create a star hundreds of billions times smaller than our sun, the energy output would still be massive.  This could solve all of our energy problems as long as we can control the nuclear fusion and harness to power of a star.  Worst case scenario = the destruction of earth if the star we build powers out of control.

This building could soon be home to a man-made baby star.

Speculative fiction authours, like the great Philip K. Dick, have envisioned such scenarios, and for the most part the outcomes are not good (see Blade Runner, based on the novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?).

Granted, there are those among us who believe that synthetic humans already walk among us, serving the nefarious purposes of their creators. Some have speculated that the Illuminati employ several androids who have risen to places of high power. These “human” puppets insulate them from the vast criminal conspiracies they are carrying out. One theorist believes that Bernard Madoff, now infamous for his multi-billion dollar investment fraud that’s ruined thousands of lives, is a synthetic human.

“The problem with these synthetic humans is that the technology is getting to a place where it is next to impossible to differentiate them from a real human,” says Boyd Theodred, a member of A.A.R.D.T., the Anti-Android Research & Development Team. “We aren’t being given the tools we need to weed out these imposters. And trust us, their intentions are not good. We have intel that new android research will give these phonies superhuman abilities. We need to stop this before it starts.”

Many are skeptical of A.A.R.D.T.’s claims. The group is widely regarded as a bunch of loonies. Nonetheless, the research we linked to above is real.

What do you think? Synthetic humans – dangerous or full of potential?

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The formula above is just a portion of the equations Dr. Peter Kuhfittig of the University of Wisconsin is using to prove that we could produce transversable wormholes.  His paper, which can be read here, opens with this definition for wormholes: “Wormholes may be defined as handles or tunnels in the spacetime topology linking widely separated regions of our Universe or of different universes altogether.”

The paper is a major step forward in human wormhole creation and travel.  The possibilities of wormhole travel are endless, but while many of the outcomes could be favorable to mankind, there are also a plethora of risks.

Dramatization of wormhole travel.

The Loki Times has covered UFO activity, trans-dimensional events, and Shadow People for sometime and it appears clear to us and other experts that wormholes are already being used by non-human intelligences to travel vast distances and to jump between different dimensions.  By producing our own wormholes, we might invite unwanted visitors into our world.  If you haven’t seen or read The Mist, we strongly recommend you do to get a glimpse of one such possibility.

Nonetheless, the benefits of mastering wormhole travel more than likely outweigh the risks, especially considering the alarming rate at which Earth’s population is growing while its resources shrink.  Wormhole travel will give us the opportunity to cultivate new human worlds and resources that could save us from our current crises.

Stay tuned to The Loki Times for continued coverage of wormhole news.

As many of you know, we’ve been covering intelligent monkey news at The Loki Times ever since we launched our website.  In fact, we kicked off our website with this post about Cyborg Monkeys.  The subject fascinates our researchers and writers, but terrifies Jerry Bombadil, founder of the extremist group Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence.

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Bombadil fears a Planet of the Apes scenario more than anything.  This new data about internal monkey GPS systems has shaked him to the core.  The following is Bombadil’s response to inquiries from our news team: “Monkey GPS?!?!  That’s just great, freakin’ wonderful.  Son of a bitch!” *click*

Jerry later called back to apologize, saying “We were worried about the government being able to track our every move, but now we should worry about these monkeys.  They can find you…anywhere.”

Let us know what you think.  Monkey GPS: Impressive, or Terrifying?

That’s a question plaguing those who fear developing technology that will produce microscopic bio-robot slaves.  The plan is to design a kind of bacteria-cyborg which can be built smaller and more efficiently then some of the more advanced nanotechnologies out there (read about it here).  But many scientific watchdog groups are extremely concerned about the possibility of these bacteria-cyborg slaves rebelling against their creators and wreaking havoc on mankind.

Bobby Binder, a member of scientific watchdog group SARS-FR, said the following:

“We’re talking about equipping microscopic bacteria with the weapons of the future.  Are we mad?  Bacteria are invisible to the naked eye.  They can penetrate the pores of our skin.  They outnumber mankind billions to one.  Bacteria is one of the most deadly killers on the planet.  And let’s not forget that they are also one of the most adaptable of all organisms.  How do you think we’d fight them, if, let’s say, they decide to rebel agains their human masters?  Think about it.  Watch the Fantastic Voyage, and you’ll see what bacteria would do to humans if given the chance.”

Proponents of microscopic bio-robot slaves (bacteria-cyborgs) say they could aid in a wide range of fields, including medical technology.

Where do you stand?  Microscopic Bio-Robot Slaves: helpers to mankind OR potential destroyers?

Rats, Is There Anything They Can’t Do?  Part 3

Well, it’s finally happened.  Researchers have figured out how to create biological computers using rat brains.  We are one step closer to the creation of Rat Cyborgs.  But these breakthroughs open doors to even more frightening vistas of the future, a future in which machines CONTROLLED by rat brains CONTROL the world!  Some day mankind might fall prey to the whims of super-powered Rat lords!

We can take comfort in the fact some rats appear to be decent creatures.  Take for instance the bomb sniffing rats (read here).  But we’ve also all heard stories of plague carrying rats.  And then there was also this prophetic movie.

So where does that leave us?  Only with frightening speculations as to where rat brain powered machines and computers might lead.  What are your visions of this future?

If you’ve been following our coverage of trans-dimensional travlerers and Shadow People, than you probably felt the same uneasy punch to the gut we did after hearing hackers tapped into the Large Hadron Collider’s network.

The LHC’s enormous, circular collider tubes form the perfect shape for a portal from another dimension.

If the increased number of shadow people sightings around the world is any indication, travelers from other dimensions want to cross over into ours.  The Loki Times fears travelers from other dimensions could somehow be behind the hack into the LHC’s network.

Researchers at the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory are building a magnet millions of times more powerful than the wimpy ones you find on refrigerators.  The magnet is so powerful that it could destroy itself when turned on.  Scientists hope to get the magnet to reach 100 teslas of magnetic force.  The Earth’s magnetic field generates only about 50 microteslas of force.

Scientists say the research could lead to better MRI imaging devices and breakthroughs in magnetic propulsion.  But The Loki Times wonders, could we be trying to pull something down from outer space with the magnet?  And if so, what could it be?

Wealthy UFOlogists desperate to get their hands on a UFO could be behind it.  We tried to contact our liason at the UFOlogist group UFOR.a.YOU (Unidentified Flying Objects Right Above You), but we received only this cryptic response:

“UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding magnetic research at this time.” – Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #46738

Read an article about the magnet at IEEE Spectrum Online.

The end of the world.

Other dimensions.

The God particle.

Particles traveling at 99.99 percent the speed of light.

The backers of the Large Hadron Collider say they’re trying to discover the mysterious Higgs particle so they can understand what gives things mass, but The Loki Times is asking if this is the true purpose of the insanely huge LHC.

The Loki Times has its own theories, and chief among them is transdimensional exploration.  It’s no secret that there are scientists at the LHC who are hoping to open doors to other dimensions.  But, what are the consequences of ripping the fabric of our own dimension?  What might spill through the tear?

Stephen King’s novella The Mist offered a terrifying insight into the possibilities of another dimension spilling into our own.  Although that is a work of fiction, it is not far from fact.  One example of this fact is the growing number of Shadow People sightings around the globe.  However, we did not invite these transdimensional travelers.  But with the LHC, we are.

A report at Science Daily talks about the LHC’s potential to reveal “exotic particles” from other dimensions.  It used to be that we just tried to see these dimensions, but now we are trying to mix up with them.

Stay tuned to The Loki Times as we stay on top of this developing story.