Possible Shadow Person Sighting In Kansas Gym

September 25, 2008 by The Loki Man · 1 Comment
Filed under: Conspiracies, Paranormal Activity, Shadow People 

What would they want with a gym?

Watch.

Our experts won’t confirm the sighting as a shadow person because the images don’t represent the usual shadow person look.  Our paranormal agents think it could simply be a ghost, or something else.  We have investigators on the ground checking into it.

What do you think?

Fornax A’s Supermassive Blackhole

Supermassive Blackhole in Fornax A Threatens Reality

A report from arXiv.org about radio galaxy Fornax A’s supermassive blackhole raises questions about the stellar object’s potential to:

1. Destroy the Universe and reality as we know it.

2. Open doors to transdimensional travelers.

3. Reshape our dimension.

Fornax A has been a focal point for The Loki Times scientific watchdog organization Sars-FR (Scientists About Real Science – For Real) for sometime.  Smigel Von Hoffenpott, co-chairman of the group and resident quantum psychologist, believes that the Fornax A blackhole is responsible for the recent rise in Shadow People sitings around the globe.

Hoffenpott – “Not to be cliche, but we are only seeing the tip of the iceberg.  My observations have made it clear to me these transdimensional travelers are using the extreme gravitational force of the Fornax A blackhole to slingshot massive numbers of explorers into our very own dimension.  So far they haven’t caused any harm, but our research is still unsure of possible negative side effects that could arise from their transdimensional footprint.”

Stay tuned to The Loki Times for updates on this developing story.

Read the report at arXiv.org.