UFO Sighting Connected To Tropical Bird Sanctuary
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Animal Intelligence, Biology, Conspiracies, Nanotechnology, UFO's
A recent UFO sighting caught on tape by the citizens of Brean, UK has experts scratching their heads. The video depicts a metallic, cigar shaped UFO traveling silently at an extremely high altitude. The question everyone is asking: What is this UFO and why is it visiting the quiet coastal village of Brean? We think we have the answer.
Rats. Out of Our Sewers & Into Our Machines
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Artificial Intelligence, Biology, Conspiracies, Scientific, The Future
Rats, Is There Anything They Can’t Do? Part 3
Well, it’s finally happened. Researchers have figured out how to create biological computers using rat brains. We are one step closer to the creation of Rat Cyborgs. But these breakthroughs open doors to even more frightening vistas of the future, a future in which machines CONTROLLED by rat brains CONTROL the world! Some day mankind might fall prey to the whims of super-powered Rat lords!
We can take comfort in the fact some rats appear to be decent creatures. Take for instance the bomb sniffing rats (read here). But we’ve also all heard stories of plague carrying rats. And then there was also this prophetic movie.
So where does that leave us? Only with frightening speculations as to where rat brain powered machines and computers might lead. What are your visions of this future?
Rat, Cat, and Dog Stand United Against Anti-Animal Group HSAAI
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Animals For Animal Equality, Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence
In a moving demonstration, three members of the group Animals For Animal Equality (A.F.A.E.), protest together on a public street against the radical group Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence (HSAAI). The A.F.A.E. members are a rat, a cat, and a dog. They stand on top of each other to symbolize their support for one another in the face of an organization that wants to see them remain utterly subservient to human will.
A spokes-animal for A.F.A.E. said the three animals decided to protest because of recent comments from HSAAI criticizing the acceptance of animal art in an international exhibit. Read A.F.A.E.’s official response to said comments here.
When asked about his thoughts on HSAAI, the dog simply responded “Grrrrrrr.” The cat said, “Hisssss”. Need they say more?
Stay tuned to The Loki Times as the feud between A.F.A.E. and HSAAI heats up.
Animals For Animal Equality Slams HSAAI On Recent Comments
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Animals For Animal Equality, Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence, Human Intelligence
The group Animals For Animal Equality released a statement today in response to recent comments made by Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence regarding the artistic capabilities of a horse named Cholla. (read here)
“To suggest animals cannot be artistic is emblematic of HSAAI’s continued ignorance on the subject of animal rights. We’ve got news for Jerry Bombadil and all his cronies: animals are greater artists than us, the human animal. It’s an indisputable fact. Look, for instance, at the intricate webs of spiders. Or listen to the beautiful music of birds. Just because Jerry Bombadil doesn’t possess a single talent or skill doesn’t mean he can piss on those of others. Animals are artists too, and Animals For Animal Equality are proud to support their endeavors. That’s why we are investing in an artistic community for animals. Humans, dogs, elephants, birds, horses, you’re all invited. We will release more information on the project soon.”
HSAAI has not issued a rebuttal, but knowing the organization, we should expect one soon.
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