The formula above is just a portion of the equations Dr. Peter Kuhfittig of the University of Wisconsin is using to prove that we could produce transversable wormholes.  His paper, which can be read here, opens with this definition for wormholes: “Wormholes may be defined as handles or tunnels in the spacetime topology linking widely separated regions of our Universe or of different universes altogether.”

The paper is a major step forward in human wormhole creation and travel.  The possibilities of wormhole travel are endless, but while many of the outcomes could be favorable to mankind, there are also a plethora of risks.

Dramatization of wormhole travel.

The Loki Times has covered UFO activity, trans-dimensional events, and Shadow People for sometime and it appears clear to us and other experts that wormholes are already being used by non-human intelligences to travel vast distances and to jump between different dimensions.  By producing our own wormholes, we might invite unwanted visitors into our world.  If you haven’t seen or read The Mist, we strongly recommend you do to get a glimpse of one such possibility.

Nonetheless, the benefits of mastering wormhole travel more than likely outweigh the risks, especially considering the alarming rate at which Earth’s population is growing while its resources shrink.  Wormhole travel will give us the opportunity to cultivate new human worlds and resources that could save us from our current crises.

Stay tuned to The Loki Times for continued coverage of wormhole news.

Placozoa are small, living, blobs of cells. They feed through their ‘skin’, can regenerate from only a small amount of cells, and reproduce asexually by splitting off parts of themselves. However, they have only rarely been observed in nature and scientists have yet to find any fossils of Placozoans.

Image of a Placozoa.

A new theory by our resident space biologist Allen Gringholm states that Placozoa are actually descendants of a massive blob of an alien which crashed into Earth millions of years ago.  The force of the impact broke it into pieces which shot into the atmosphere and spread all over the planet. Due to the resilient nature of this creature, the disparate parts of its body were able to survive as a new form of life. Dr. Gringholm has some concerns about the presence of the unassuming creatures on our planet.

“These small creatures might seem simple, but I’d argue that their attributes are extraordinarily dangerous if these Placozoa ever came together and attempted to reform into a being similar to their blob of an ancestor, which I believe was a massive and intelligent space traveling organism. Consider the fact that Placozoa are virtually indestructible, invisible from different angles, and can absorb food through their ‘skin’. Sounds like a fearsome opponent. People might dismiss The Blob as hokey sci-fi horror. However, the fiction might be closer to fact than we’d like to acknowledge.”

Dr. Gringholm says his research is ongoing.  Read more about Placozoa here.

But the question remains: “What is Dark Matter?”

Image from ancient occult text depicting an alien space god.

Loki Times contributor and space biologist Allen Gringholm is currently working on a study to answer this question alongside occultist Richard Lovecraft (no relation to the author H.P. Lovecraft).  They theorize that Dark Matter could represent the presence of ancient alien gods alluded to in obscure occult texts, and more popularly in the fictional works of H.P. Lovecraft and others.

“It’s no question the abundance of ‘Dark Matter’ in the universe exerts a powerful influence on all matter.  But, so far, efforts to explain this phenomena have been unsatisfactory.  Dr. Lovecraft and myself have decided to take a new approach to the study of Dark Matter by viewing it through the lens of the occult,” says Dr. Gringholm.

Dr. Richard Lovecraft elaborated that “where science fails sometimes the occult prevails.  There are thousands of ancient texts, artifacts, and other evidence that powerful alien space gods exist.  These beings cannot be understood by normal scientific analysis or biology.  Dr. Gringholm and I are working hard to produce a new methodology to understand this ‘Dark Matter’, and we have data that strongly supports the possiblity that it is the substance of certain alien space gods.”  Dr. Lovecraft would not elaborate at this time on what exactly that evidence is.

Could Dark Matter be evidence of Alien Space Gods?

You can read about the light here, and the radio signal here.

One possible explanation proposed by astronomer and Loki Times contributor Earl Jokiesowitz is that we are witnessing an interstellar space battle from afar.

Images of the Mysterious Flash of Light

“There’s no doubt in my mind that the flash is that of a Nova-bomb detonated in the course of an intergalactic war.  The mysterious flash of light is one of our first peeks at the advanced technology already in use by alien civilizations.  The Nova bomb is a super-weapon that causes a star to go Supernova, thus destroying an entire solar system.  The resulting energy would be more than enough to produce this flash of light.”

Earl’s stance is controversial, yet it cannot be dismissed by other astronomers, some of whom believe the radio signal is a desperate plea for aid from the victim’s of the Nova bomb.

“If a Nova-bomb has been detonated, you better believe those on the receiving end are experiencing one hell of an ass whooping.  It’ll take some time for us to process the radio signal for any encoded message, as well as the light spectrum from the Nova bomb to confirm my theory, but I have no doubt in my mind that right now, as we speak, weapons beyond our comprehension are being used in interstellar conflicts deep in space.  We can only hope that these star wars don’t spill over into our neck of the woods,” says Earl Jokiesowitz.

We have to agree.

The Milky Way galaxy, our home, appears to be prepping for a cosmic rumble with our neighbor, the Andromeda galaxy.  New measurements show the Milky Way being 50% larger than we originally thought, and it is traveling through space at about 600,000 mph, which is 100,000 mph more than the old estimates.  Read more here.

For now, let’s set aside questions regarding what this increase in speed and mass means for our lives on planet Earth.  Let’s think consider instead the more pressing issue of the Milky Way-Andromeda Galaxy collision. Disregard what you think you know about this predicted disaster.  Popular theory says it won’t happen for another 3 billion years, and that even if it does happen it’ll have no effect on us.  WRONG!  We believe this possible collision is a candidate for the predicted 2012 apocalypse (according to the ancient Mayan calendar, which abruptly ends that year). We’re happy to see our galaxy appears to be prepping for the collision, but it’s increased speed should be cause for concern since we could be riding an exponentially increasing gravitational trajectory that is going to sling us into the inevitable slug match with Andromeda sooner than we thought.

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It appears that huge amounts of matter are racing through space in the same direction, and there is no explanation as to what is the cause.  Scientists are referring to the phenomenon as ‘dark flow’.

The matter is speeding along at a steady clip of almost 2 million mph.  Some researchers speculate that whatever is pulling the matter must be massive, and that objects outside our observable universe could be the cause.

The Loki Times science experts are not surprised by the find.  They say it’s just one more feather in the cap of theories about parallel universes and other dimensions.

The discovery comes at an interesting time in history.  As we’ve reported, strange events have been happening all over our universe.  When these events are taken as a whole, a disturbing picture of reality takes shape.

Trans-Dimensional expert Dr. Rufus Barnes sees a connection between the river of matter, Shadow People, and the crisis on Wall Street.  According to Dr. Barnes, “Our money is disappearing, and we have several reasons to believe a massive conspiracy between Shadow People, the Illuminati, and our world leaders is afoot.  The reports of this discovery surface right as the Bush administration is preparing to send 700 billion dollars of tax payer money into the financial institutions of Wall Street, and this strikes me as more than a bit odd.  I believe our money could be part of this mysterious flow of matter.  It’s simply disappearing from our universe, and the Shadow People might be responsible.  They are trying to destroy our global economy.  We still don’t know why.”

Dr. Barnes says his organization, Trans-D, is working around the clock to find more information.

This discovery raises even more concerns about the state of our dimension.  The Loki Times thinks one of the most important questions is, what could the massive objects in parallel universes be?  Are forces beyond our comprehension causing the dark flow?

Read about ‘dark flow’ at Space.com.

Astronomers Adi Zitrin and Noah Brosch of Tel Aviv University discover a string of 14 galaxies deep in a cosmic void of space.  The galaxies form a straight line about 1.5 million light years long.

The discovery is shocking because the galaxies are too far apart to suggest they are held in line by their own gravitational pull.  In fact, all the galaxies are small dwarfs with relatively low gravitational pull.  They also appear to have started forming stars at the exact same time.  So what is keeping them in line?  And how could 14 distant dwarf galaxies all fire up their star factories in sync with one another?  Researchers theorize they’re held together by a bridge of mysterious dark matter and this could be influencing their interactions.  The Loki Times thinks something else could be at play.

The Loki Times astronomy experts believe an immense alien intelligence beyond our comprehension is at work.

Resident space biologist Allen Gringholm said the following: “I recently spoke about alien space dust that is raining down on earth.  This dust is concrete evidence of immense cosmic entities who’s make up is beyond our imagination.  We must, as humans, rethink our narrow definition of life so we might comprehend the size of these alien gods.  I have no doubt in my mind there are space beings, massive creatures, some perhaps as large as planets, with intelligent will who are acting as shepherds in space.  The discovery of this organized formation of 14 disparate yet organized dwarf galaxies deep in the cosmic void suggests this very idea.  Is it so far fetched that these super intelligent beings might have found a way to control entire galaxies?  But for what purpose, we might never know.”

The discovery happens to come at a time when Shadow People sightings are on the rise and the Large Hadron Collider is about to be turned on.  Smigel Von Hoffenpott, our resident quatum psychologist and co-chairman of scientific watchdog group Sars-FR, believes there could be a connection.  “Take what we’ve seen recently,” said Hoffenpott.  “Our dimension is being infiltrated by Shadow People.  We are opening portals to other dimensions with the Large Hadron Collider.  Evidence of immense cosmic beings lies right in front of our eyes.  Increased paranormal activity around the world.  The list goes on.  I believe that whatever entities might be controlling these galaxies could be the pulling the stings behind it all.  We’ll just have to wait and see if their intentions are hostile.”

The wealthy UFOlogist group UFOR.a.YOU said only the following in response to our inquiries for their thoughts on the matter:

““UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding cosmic space gods or the galaxy string discovered deep in space at this time.” – Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #98374″

Stay tuned to The Loki Times for continuing coverage of these events.

Read the article at New Scientist about the galaxy string.

A report from arXiv.org about radio galaxy Fornax A’s supermassive blackhole raises questions about the stellar object’s potential to:

1. Destroy the Universe and reality as we know it.

2. Open doors to transdimensional travelers.

3. Reshape our dimension.

Fornax A has been a focal point for The Loki Times scientific watchdog organization Sars-FR (Scientists About Real Science – For Real) for sometime.  Smigel Von Hoffenpott, co-chairman of the group and resident quantum psychologist, believes that the Fornax A blackhole is responsible for the recent rise in Shadow People sitings around the globe.

Hoffenpott – “Not to be cliche, but we are only seeing the tip of the iceberg.  My observations have made it clear to me these transdimensional travelers are using the extreme gravitational force of the Fornax A blackhole to slingshot massive numbers of explorers into our very own dimension.  So far they haven’t caused any harm, but our research is still unsure of possible negative side effects that could arise from their transdimensional footprint.”

Stay tuned to The Loki Times for updates on this developing story.

Read the report at arXiv.org.