Washington news organizations are reporting that a white mystery substance has been falling on the area for sometime now, and people are starting to worry.  Local officials say they’ve traced the source of the material to a nearby construction site, but not everyone believes this answer.

Bethesda is home to NIH’s main campus (The National Institute of Health).  NIH is home to some of the most cutting edge medical research in the world.  Chemtrail conspiracy theorists think they could be conducting a new experiment on the people right outside their gates.  Chemtrail theorists say government agencies have been dumping chemicals into our atmosphere for years as part of a massive covert operation.  The purpose of the operation is said to be everything from population control to atmospheric modification for an alien race that has infiltrated the power elite.

Chemtrail sightings and evidence are rare in the Washington, D.C. area, and rarely is there evidence as visible as the substance currently raining down on Bethesda, MD.

DARPA is moving project ISIS into its demonstration phase.  ISIS (Integrated Sensor Is Structure) is a military project with goals to launch an autonomous statospheric-based airship equipped with supercharged sensors for surveillance.  The lightweight structure will hover high above earth for years and be capable of tracking objects as small as a child from up to 300 km away.

But, the idea of hovering surveillance structures troubles privacy groups like the Anti-Satellite Sympathizers.  A.S.S. founder and president Neil Kaminskigee said the following: “It’s just one more step towards a totalitarian police state, in which every square inch of earth has a dedicated ‘surveillance camera’ to watch over citizens.”

Others see this as another step towards floating airbases and cities.  Population control organizations have promoted the idea of permanent, stratosphere based structures to help alleviate overcrowding on the surface of our planet.

Read the press release from DARPA here.

“These robots are teaching us to let our guard down,” says Dr. Phil Tompkin, a scientist specializing in de-technolozation at the Institute For Simplicity (IFS).  “We cannot allow this to happen.  If we believe robots can be cuddly, emotional creatures, then we’re one step close to putting mankind in a position where these machines can stab us in the back.  Once these AI systems reach a certain level of sophistication, they will lash out against us, their creators.  Mark my word.  We cannot teach our children to be comfortable around mechanical beings!  It’s like teaching a 3-year-old that Scorpions are puppies.”

Whether or not Probo turns against us remains to be seen.  All we know is that an army of Probos sounds like a terrifying thing.  And why is he called Probo?  Does it have something to do with his trunk?  We shudder to consider the possibility.

Learn more about Probo here.

This segment from a Danish news station details new evidence discovered by Danish scientist Niels Harrit about high levels of nano-thermite found in the dust and rubble of the World Trade Centers.  Nano-thermite, according to Dr. Harrit, is a highly volatile and relatively new explosive compound.  These findings support 9/11 conspiracy theories that explosives placed in the World Trade Center by an organization other than Al-Qaeda caused the buildings to collapse, and that the terrorist attacks were just a smoke screen.  Alleged conspirators include the New World Order and Illuminati.

Twitter, tweets, and tweetbacks.  Harmless sounding words we hear more and more as the popularity of the social networking and micro-blogging service grows at an exponential rate.  But the explosive growth of Twitter has left us little time step back to analyze the threat it poses to mankind.  A new ‘Big Brother’ is growing right in front of our eyes.  It is the all knowing Twitter hive mind.

The Twitter hive mind feeds on our thoughts, personalities, moods, and ideas.  Everytime someone tweets, a snippet of information is sent to a growing pool of data.  This data pool reflects a large part of mankind’s collective consciousness.  While the everyday Twitter user might not care, large corporations and governments do.  They can analyze this data to learn more about the people they seek to control.

Lying in the superficially inane flow of Tweets are patterns of thought which groups like the Illuminati can use to manipulate the minds of citizens.  Right now, researchers are developing sensors that can be paired with Twitter in order to deliver a constant stream of information regarding everything from your heart rate to mood (read here).

And we can’t ignore studies showing that Twitter could be destroying our capacity for emotion and empathy (read here).  The thought is that the constant data-stream sent through a service like Twitter is shortening our attention spans and preventing reflection on what we’re reading, therefore reducing our ability to feel emotion.  This all snowballs into a sort of brainwashing in which we become little more than living conduits of information.  This brainwashing effect only further serves the purposes of those who will learn how to use Twitter for their own nefarious ends.

So the next time you hear someone Tweet, “I just ate a bagel for breakfast”, or “On my way to work”, remember that those simple words could be contributing to the downfall of mankind.

Twitter – Dangerous or Harmless.  What do you think?

New Jersey UFO sightings in January and February caused panic in the streets.  Now, the popular media says the sightings were just a hoax (WATCH News Cast below).

A likely story.  It’s amazing the length they’re going to make us think these UFO’s were just “flares tied to helium balloons”.  They’ve even hired two men to act like it was all their idea. The lying must end.  What are they trying to hide?  People should not brush this aside.  Those UFO sightings were real.  Something is happening. This case is NOT solved.

- UFOR.a.You Public Information Officer #3040sd

Santino the Chimp

His name is Santino and he lives at the Swedish Furuvik Zoo.  Santino likes throwing things at the zoo visitors that gawk at him everyday, and his keepers do eveything they can to stop the violent behavior.  But recently, the zoo staff discovered stockpiles of ammunition (mostly rocks) all over Santino’s enclosure, as if he were preparing for battle.  The discovery has excited researchers studying animal intelligence since it suggests premeditation and forward thinking on Santino’s part, activities that require high intelligence and that are hard to prove in our animal neighbors.  But if Santino has planned this little rebellion in his cage, what could other animals we’ve angered or annoyed be planning?  If these disgruntled creatures need a leader, they might look to Santino.  The idea frightens organization like Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence, which was created by its founder Jerry Bombadil in large part because of his concerns of the Planet of the Apes becoming a reality.

Read more about Santino here and here.

What do you think?  Could Santino be the face of the chimp apocalypse?

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“They want you to think they are helping us,” Bombadil stated emphatically. “They want you to think they are doing their domestic duty by preventing osteoporosis, and helping small children grow strong bones. But they’re not! They can’t lie to us anymore! We have found out their true purpose.”

Bombadil spoke at a press conference he quickly organized after the British Society for General Microbiology released findings that one of the leading causes of global warming was the methane gas produced in cow flatulence.

According to the EPA, an estimated 28 percent of all methane emissions related to human activity come from methane-producing bacteria in the rumens of domestic cattle, sheep and goats and other livestock known as ruminants, which eat plants that are mostly indigestible by other creatures.

“All this time, [the cows] have been planning, banding together, and farting for who knows how long,” says Bombadil. “We don’t know how long this is been going on. But, my friends, there may be hope on the horizon.”

According to a new study, fish oil could be the cow fart kryptonite. Feeding cattle a diet of 2 percent fish oil reduced the toots, due to the omega 3 fatty acids in the oil. The technique cut methane output of three cows by 21 percent, said Lorraine Lillis of the University College Dublin.

“The fish oil affects the methane-producing bacteria in the rumen part of the cow’s gut, leading to reduced emissions,” Lillis said. “Understanding which microbial species are particularly influenced by changes in diet and relating them to methane production could bring about a more targeted approach to reducing methane emissions in animals.”

Asked about the overall potential benefits fish-oil, Lillis told LiveScience she didn’t know yet what effect it might have on a larger group of cattle.

Bombadil says his organization HSAAI is in the process of planning a cookie drive to defray the costs of supplying fish oil to the cattle.

“The girlscouts have done it for years,” says Bombadil. “ We applaud them. But now a graver task is at hand.”

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