‘Red Batter’: Mystery Substance in J.J. Abram’s Star Trek in Reality

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J.J. Abram’s Star Trek features a Hitchcockian macguffin like few we’ve ever seen before.  It’s a mysterious substance referred to as ‘red batter’ by the film’s villain, Romulan Captain Nero.  Now, there is some debate right now over whether Nero called it ‘red batter’ OR ‘red matter’, but for the sake of giving this amazing substance more identity, we’re calling it ‘red batter’.

‘Red batter’ has the ability to reduce itself and matter around it into a singularity at a rapid, exponential rate.  As a bomb explodes on impact, ‘red batter’ gravitationally sucks in everything around it on impact.  The end result is that most awesome of interstellar objects, the fearsome black hole.

In J.J. Abram’s Star Trek, Captain Nero uses the ‘red batter’ (or ‘red matter’) to create a black hole in the center of Spock’s home world Vulcan.  This black hole devours the planet in a matter of minutes in a sequence that is, in our opinion, much more terrifying than Star War’s Death Star’s planet destroying laser beam could ever be.

Besides creating black holes, the ‘red batter’ can also affect time travel.  If you’ve seen the new Star Trek, you’ll know what I’m talking about.

Could such a matter exist in reality?  Perhaps.  A recent study, which you can read more about here, suggests that all particles are miniature black holes.  IF this is the case, than it is probable that there is a catalyst which would enable these miniature black holes, which are everything, to coalesce together at an exponential rate to create a rapidly growing black hole that devours everything in its path.

Could the Large Hadron Collider be a catalyst for such a reaction?  If so, what sort of defenses have we put in place?

And did Captain Nero say ‘red batter’ or ‘red batter’?  Personally, we think ‘red batter has a nicer ring to it.  What do you think?

Unexplained Flow of Matter Racing Through Outer Space

Scientists Detect Mysterious River of Matter in Space.

It appears that huge amounts of matter are racing through space in the same direction, and there is no explanation as to what is the cause.  Scientists are referring to the phenomenon as ‘dark flow’.

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The matter is speeding along at a steady clip of almost 2 million mph.  Some researchers speculate that whatever is pulling the matter must be massive, and that objects outside our observable universe could be the cause.

The Loki Times science experts are not surprised by the find.  They say it’s just one more feather in the cap of theories about parallel universes and other dimensions.

The discovery comes at an interesting time in history.  As we’ve reported, strange events have been happening all over our universe.  When these events are taken as a whole, a disturbing picture of reality takes shape.

Trans-Dimensional expert Dr. Rufus Barnes sees a connection between the river of matter, Shadow People, and the crisis on Wall Street.  According to Dr. Barnes, “Our money is disappearing, and we have several reasons to believe a massive conspiracy between Shadow People, the Illuminati, and our world leaders is afoot.  The reports of this discovery surface right as the Bush administration is preparing to send 700 billion dollars of tax payer money into the financial institutions of Wall Street, and this strikes me as more than a bit odd.  I believe our money could be part of this mysterious flow of matter.  It’s simply disappearing from our universe, and the Shadow People might be responsible.  They are trying to destroy our global economy.  We still don’t know why.”

Dr. Barnes says his organization, Trans-D, is working around the clock to find more information.

This discovery raises even more concerns about the state of our dimension.  The Loki Times thinks one of the most important questions is, what could the massive objects in parallel universes be?  Are forces beyond our comprehension causing the dark flow?

Read about ‘dark flow’ at Space.com.