Synthetic, Bio-Engineered Humans Just Around The Corner

Two recent reports, which you can read here and here, detail advances scientists are making towards regenerating human tissue and building artificial human ‘parts’ that are just as good if not better than the ones nature gave us.  The breakthroughs present several extraordinary benefits to mankind, especially amputees and people with degenerative diseases.  They also present several frightening scenarios.  For instance, imagine a world where you cannot tell the difference between a human who was born naturally, and one who was built.

human_machineSpeculative fiction authours, like the great Philip K. Dick, have envisioned such scenarios, and for the most part the outcomes are not good (see Blade Runner, based on the novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?).

Granted, there are those among us who believe that synthetic humans already walk among us, serving the nefarious purposes of their creators. Some have speculated that the Illuminati employ several androids who have risen to places of high power. These “human” puppets insulate them from the vast criminal conspiracies they are carrying out. One theorist believes that Bernard Madoff, now infamous for his multi-billion dollar investment fraud that’s ruined thousands of lives, is a synthetic human.

“The problem with these synthetic humans is that the technology is getting to a place where it is next to impossible to differentiate them from a real human,” says Boyd Theodred, a member of A.A.R.D.T., the Anti-Android Research & Development Team. “We aren’t being given the tools we need to weed out these imposters. And trust us, their intentions are not good. We have intel that new android research will give these phonies superhuman abilities. We need to stop this before it starts.”

Many are skeptical of A.A.R.D.T.’s claims. The group is widely regarded as a bunch of loonies. Nonetheless, the research we linked to above is real.

What do you think? Synthetic humans – dangerous or full of potential?

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Do Our Brains Want Us To Screw Up?

Over the course of history, human beings have displayed an alarming trend of stupidity.  Human history is riddled with idiotic behavior, and if you read the news you’ll see that not much has changed.  Look at The Madoff Scandal and just about everything else regarding the current economic crisis.  A big reason we’re in this mess is because people were paying tons of money for worthless investment derivatives, an act that’d be similar to paying some random person off the street for air they’ve cupped in their hands.

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A recent study on brainwave patterns might shed some light on the reason for all this idiocy.  According to this article at Physorg.com, our brains ‘know’ when we’re about to make mistakes, but do next to nothing to stop us from making said mistake.  Why wouldn’t our brains warn us?  What does this mean?  Could it be that our brains want us to mess up?  Are we hardwired to make mistakes?

Dr. Bernie Makadou has been saying this for years.  When called to comment for this article, Dr. Makadou said, “We don’t own our brains, they own us.  And they want us to fail.  Who is us, separate from the brain you might ask?  That’s a good question.  We’re still working on finding the answer.”

If we can’t trust our brains, who can we trust?