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		<title>Alien Civilization Hiding on Saturn&#8217;s Rings?</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/06/11/alien-civilization-hiding-on-saturns-rings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amazing pictures taken by NASA&#8217;s Cassini spacecraft show colossal vertical structures on the rings of Saturn.  Researchers claim the massive shapes are the downtown area of an alien city. The images are a groundbreaking step forward in our ongoing search for extraterrestrial life.  Dave Standforth of the Lovecraft Institute for Extreme Exploration says the pyramid [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazing pictures taken by NASA&#8217;s Cassini spacecraft show colossal vertical structures on the rings of Saturn.  Researchers claim the massive shapes are the downtown area of an alien city.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-663" title="saturn-city" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/saturn-city.jpg" alt="saturn-city" width="450" height="187" />The images are a groundbreaking step forward in our ongoing search for extraterrestrial life.  Dave Standforth of the <em>Lovecraft Institute for Extreme Exploration </em>says the pyramid shape of some of the buildings in the alien city lend credibility to <a type="amzn">Erich Von Daniken</a>&#8216;s ancient astronaut theory, which believes the Egyptians built the pyramids with the help of alien intelligences.</p>
<p>&#8220;This discovery demands the immediate preparation of a manned flight to Saturn&#8217;s rings to make contact with these aliens who could have seeded our planet,&#8221; says Dave Standforth.  He added, &#8220;We haven&#8217;t a moment to lose as we approach the year 2012, the year of the proposed Mayan apocalypse.  Our institute is troubled by the sudden appearance of these alien structures. Remember that Von Daniken&#8217;s ancient astronaut hypothesis believes the Mayans had contact with aliens as well.  Could this be a sign of the apocalypse?  We don&#8217;t know, but we need to ask these aliens.&#8221;</p>
<p>What do you think?  Could aliens be living on Saturn&#8217;s rings?</p>
<p>Read about the discovery <a href="http://www.astronomy.com/asy/default.aspx?c=a&amp;id=8350" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Evidence of Alien Space Gods</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/04/06/evidence-of-alien-space-gods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could this picture captured by the Chandra X-Ray Observatory be evidence of an Alien Space God in action?  Researchers from the Lovecraft Institute for Extreme Exploration, L.I.E.E., think so.  What do you think?  Read more about the image at NASA&#8217;s website here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could this picture captured by the Chandra X-Ray Observatory be evidence of an Alien Space God in action?  Researchers from the Lovecraft Institute for Extreme Exploration, L.I.E.E., think so.  What do you think?  Read more about the image at NASA&#8217;s website <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/chandra/multimedia/photo09-025.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Wormholes: The New Way To Travel?</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/03/23/wormholes-the-new-way-to-travel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The formula above is just a portion of the equations Dr. Peter Kuhfittig of the University of Wisconsin is using to prove that we could produce transversable wormholes.  His paper, which can be read here, opens with this definition for wormholes: &#8220;Wormholes may be defined as handles or tunnels in the spacetime topology linking widely [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-519" title="equation" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/equation.jpg" alt="equation" width="331" height="81" /></p>
<p>The formula above is just a portion of the equations Dr. Peter Kuhfittig of the University of Wisconsin is using to prove that we could produce transversable wormholes.  His paper, which can be read <a href="http://arxiv.org/abs/0903.3423" target="_blank">here</a>, opens with this definition for wormholes: &#8220;Wormholes may be defined as handles or tunnels in the spacetime topology linking widely separated regions of our Universe or of different universes altogether.&#8221;</p>
<p>The paper is a major step forward in human wormhole creation and travel.  The possibilities of wormhole travel are endless, but while many of the outcomes could be favorable to mankind, there are also a plethora of risks.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Dramatization of wormhole travel.</em></p>
<p>The Loki Times has covered <a href="http://www.lokitimes.com/category/mystery/ufo/" target="_blank">UFO activity</a>, <a href="http://www.lokitimes.com/category/alternate-dimensions/" target="_blank">trans-dimensional events</a>, and <a href="http://www.lokitimes.com/category/alternate-dimensions/shadow-people/" target="_blank">Shadow People</a> for sometime and it appears clear to us and other experts that wormholes are already being used by non-human intelligences to travel vast distances and to jump between different dimensions.  By producing our own wormholes, we might invite unwanted visitors into our world.  If you haven&#8217;t seen or read <a type="amzn">The Mist</a>, we strongly recommend you do to get a glimpse of one such possibility.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, the benefits of mastering wormhole travel more than likely outweigh the risks, especially considering the alarming rate at which Earth&#8217;s population is growing while its resources shrink.  Wormhole travel will give us the opportunity to cultivate new human worlds and resources that could save us from our current crises.</p>
<p>Stay tuned to The Loki Times for continued coverage of wormhole news.</p>
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		<title>NASA UFO Cover Up Lawsuit Imminent</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/03/20/nasa-ufo-cover-up-lawsuit-imminent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember these images of the Glasser UFO Event of 1930? They could be lost forever if NASA has its way.  According to a report from OhMyGov.com, the International UFO Congress is planning on suing NASA for allegedly destroying photographic evidence of unidentified flying objects and evidence they have of life on other planets.  According to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember these images of the <a href="http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/01/18/the-glasser-ufo-event-of-1930/" target="_blank">Glasser UFO Event</a> of 1930?</p>
<p><a class="imagelink" title="UFO #1" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_1.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_1" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_1-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_1" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #2" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_2.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_2" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_2-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_2" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #3" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_3.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_3" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_3-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_3" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #4" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_4.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_4" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_4-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_1" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #5" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_5.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_5" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_5-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_5" width="70" height="70" /></a></p>
<p>They could be lost forever if NASA has its way.  According to a <a href="http://ohmygov.com/blogs/general_news/archive/2009/03/19/ufo-enthusiasts-may-sue-nasa-for-fraud.aspx" target="_blank">report</a> from <a href="http://ohmygov.com/" target="_blank">OhMyGov.com</a>, the International UFO Congress is planning on suing NASA for allegedly destroying photographic evidence of unidentified flying objects and evidence they have of life on other planets.  According to the UFO Activists who&#8217;d back the suit, part of NASA&#8217;s mission is to &#8220;look for signs of life in other planetary systems&#8221;, and since NASA is funded by tax payers, any effort to destroy evidence of alien life would amount to fraud and waste of tax payer money.</p>
<p>The secretive organization, UFOR.a.YOU (UFO&#8217;s Right Above You) responded to our inquiries with the usual cryptic response:<em> </em><em>“UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding the alleged NASA cover up at this time.” &#8211; Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #98465″</em></p>
<p>NASA denies any cover up, even in the face of recent whistle blowing by former astronaut and American hero Dr. Edgar Mitchell.  Listen to Dr. Mitchell&#8217;s claims:<br />
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		<title>Mars Vacation: Sit Back, Relax, and Enjoy the Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great news for all the travelers out there.  Scientists discovered salt water on Mars, and our resident experts think it&#8217;s only a matter of time before man can terraform Mars into the newest and swankiest vacation hot spot in the solar system (take that Dubai).  You can read about the discovery here at Astronomy.com. Vacation [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great news for all the travelers out there.  Scientists discovered salt water on Mars, and our resident experts think it&#8217;s only a matter of time before man can terraform Mars into the newest and swankiest vacation hot spot in the solar system (take that Dubai).  You can read about the discovery <a href="http://www.astronomy.com/asy/default.aspx?c=a&amp;id=8019" target="_blank">here</a> at <a href="http://www.astronomy.com" target="_blank">Astronomy.com.</a></p>
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<p>Terraforming is the process of modifying the atmosphere and physical features of an alien world to support human life.  According to Nilton Renno, a University of Michigan professor quoted in the Astronomy.com article, &#8220;A large number of independent physical and thermo dynamical evidence shows that saline water may actually be common on Mars.&#8221;</p>
<p>Megalomaniac billionaire and frequent Loki Times contributor Nelson Rattathorn III says he plans to develop the first resort on Mars.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve spent millions on nano-molecular replicative scienctific research.  If there is even a trace amount of water on Mars, I&#8217;ll be able to replicate it on a massive scale.  Just think of surfing with only a third of Earth&#8217;s gravity.  You&#8217;d be able to rocket off a wave without fear of a painful impact on your way back down.  This is the next big thing.  Earth is out.  Mars is in,&#8221; said Nelson Rattathorn III to our reporters.</p>
<p>The news has rocked the tourism industry.  Real estate moguls are chomping at the bit to start their bidding on Martian real estate.  This could get ugly, but also become a much needed shot of adrenaline to the global economic crisis.</p>
<p>What would you do on a vacation to Mars?</p>
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		<title>Even Aliens Have to Pee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime. Let&#8217;s face it.  We&#8217;ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they&#8217;re using our interstates [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it.  We&#8217;ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they&#8217;re using our interstates for transportation.  And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.<br />
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn&#8217;t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance.  According to the gov&#8217;t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.</p>
<p>Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene.  The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area.  We&#8217;re waiting for more information.</p>
<p>Read about the story <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/13/ap/strange/main4864399.shtml?source=RSS&amp;attr=_4864399" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Alien Space Gods And Dark Matter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They theorize that Dark Matter could represent the presence of ancient alien gods alluded to in obscure occult texts...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dark Matter.  It&#8217;s perhaps the greatest cosmic mystery currently confronting astronomers and scientists.  This enigma is five times more abundant than normal matter in the universe, but it is invisible and virtually undetectable because it passes through normal matter.  Scientists believe it exists throughout every region of space, and a new <a href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=does-dark-matter-encircle-earth" target="_blank">report at Scientific American</a> discusses how scientists are trying to measure the effects of the Dark Matter  in our solar system on Earth.</p>
<p>But the question remains: &#8220;What is Dark Matter?&#8221;</p>
<div id="attachment_418" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 122px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-418" title="spacegodthing" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/spacegodthing-112x300.jpg" alt="spacegodthing" width="112" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Image from ancient occult text depicting an alien space god.</p></div>
<p><em>Loki Times</em> contributor and space biologist Allen Gringholm is currently working on a study to answer this question alongside occultist Richard Lovecraft (no relation to the author H.P. Lovecraft).  They theorize that Dark Matter could represent the presence of ancient alien gods alluded to in obscure occult texts, and more popularly in the fictional works of <a type="amzn">H.P. Lovecraft</a> and others.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s no question the abundance of &#8216;Dark Matter&#8217; in the universe exerts a powerful influence on all matter.  But, so far, efforts to explain this phenomena have been unsatisfactory.  Dr. Lovecraft and myself have decided to take a new approach to the study of Dark Matter by viewing it through the lens of the occult,&#8221; says Dr. Gringholm.</p>
<p>Dr. Richard Lovecraft elaborated that &#8220;where science fails sometimes the occult prevails.  There are thousands of ancient texts, artifacts, and other evidence that powerful alien space gods exist.  These beings cannot be understood by normal scientific analysis or biology.  Dr. Gringholm and I are working hard to produce a new methodology to understand this &#8216;Dark Matter&#8217;, and we have data that strongly supports the possiblity that it is the substance of certain alien space gods.&#8221;  Dr. Lovecraft would not elaborate at this time on what exactly that evidence is.</p>
<p>Could Dark Matter be evidence of Alien Space Gods?</p>
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		<title>Have Astronomers Discovered Super-Earth Exoplanets?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Astronomers discover a new planetary system orbiting star HD 40307.  Could these planets be super-earths inhabited by alien civilizations?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-409" title="exo-planet_1_cu_cropped" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/exo-planet_1_cu_cropped-150x150.jpg" alt="exo-planet_1_cu_cropped" width="77" height="77" />Astronomers discover a new planetary system orbiting star HD 40307.  Could these planets be super-earths inhabited by alien civilizations?</p>
<p>We are discovering new planets outside of our solar system with increasing frequency.  Up until now, we&#8217;ve only been able to detect and see supermassive gaseous planets, but the discovery of the planetary system surrounding HD 40307 is significant because early measurements show these planets could be terrestrial, and therefore potentially inhabited.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-407" title="exo-planet_1" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/exo-planet_1-300x225.jpg" alt="exo-planet_1" width="300" height="225" />An artist&#8217;s depiction of an exo-planet orbiting HD 40307</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The discovery arrives on the heels of news about a mysterious and <a href="http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/01/08/a-real-life-star-wars-from-afar/" target="_blank">unexplained galactic radio transmission</a>.  <em>Loki Times </em>science<em> </em>contributors are currently pouring over data to see if the source of this transmission is from aliens inhabiting the planets surrounding HD 40307.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">What do you think?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Read the report about the discovery of the planets <a href="http://arxiv.org/abs/0901.1698" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>2012 Prediction: Solar Magnetic Mind Storms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As part of an ongoing series on The Loki Times in which we attempt to predict the predicted apocalypse of 2012 (predicted by the Mayans ages ago),  another frightening theory is being tossed into the fray: Solar Magnetic Mind Storms. Scientists and astronomers predict the next peak in Solar activity will occur in 2012.  These [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As part of an ongoing series on <em>The Loki Times</em> in which we attempt to predict the predicted apocalypse of 2012 (predicted by the Mayans ages ago),  another frightening theory is being tossed into the fray: Solar Magnetic Mind Storms.</p>
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<p>Scientists and astronomers predict the next peak in Solar activity will occur in 2012.  These solar rampages trigger massive magnetic storms which ripple through outer space in all directions, leaving chaos in their wake.  These storms bombard our planet, wreaking havoc on electronic systems.  In a worse case scenario, the planet could confront a total electrical and communication blackout.  Anarchy would inevitably follow such an event.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-395" title="sunspot" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sunspot-300x262.jpg" alt="sunspot" width="300" height="262" />Image of Magnetic Activity on the Sun&#8217;s Surface (<a href="http://www.solarphysics.kva.se/" target="_blank">credit SST</a>)</p>
<p>Of even more concern is the potential for a devastating &#8220;magnetic mind storm&#8221;.</p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p>&#8220;We cannot forget that our brains run on electrical impulses.  The full effect of a high intensity solar magnetic storm on the human is still not understood, but given recent studies regarding transcranial magnetic stimulation and magnetic mind control (read<a href="http://www.lokitimes.com/tag/transcranial-magnetic-stimulation/" target="_blank"> here</a>), we feel the result could be the obliteration of millions of human minds,&#8221; states a report by <em>Loki Times</em> science advisor Smigel Von Hoffenpot, also a co-chairman of the scientific organization SARS-FR.</p>
<p>If we lose all our electrical systems, ability to communicate, and our minds, an apocalypse could ensue due to the accidental detonation of nuclear weapons, fires, explosions, lack of medical care, and general anarchy.  Of course, this is all speculation.</p>
<p>Read more about past solar storms <a href="http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mystery_monday_031027.html" target="_blank">here</a>, and the potential 2012 peak in activity <a href="http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/081107-new-sunspots.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>A Real Life Star Wars From Afar?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One possible explanation proposed by astronomer and Loki Times contributor Earl Jokiesowitz is that we are witnessing an interstellar space battle from afar.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A mysterious flash of light and a puzzling radio signal beaming from deep space have astronomers and scientists scratching their heads.</p>
<p>You can read about the light <a href="http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2009/04/full/" target="_blank">here</a>, and the radio signal <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16378-mystery-radio-signal-could-be-from-universes-first-stars.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&amp;nsref=online-news" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p>One possible explanation proposed by astronomer and <em>Loki Times </em>contributor Earl Jokiesowitz is that we are witnessing an interstellar space battle from afar.</p>
<div id="attachment_390" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 210px"><img class="size-full wp-image-390" title="hs-2009-04-a-small_web" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hs-2009-04-a-small_web.jpg" alt="Images of the Mysterious Flash of Light" width="200" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Images of the Mysterious Flash of Light</p></div>
<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s no doubt in my mind that the flash is that of a Nova-bomb detonated in the course of an intergalactic war.  The mysterious flash of light is one of our first peeks at the advanced technology already in use by alien civilizations.  The Nova bomb is a super-weapon that causes a star to go Supernova, thus destroying an entire solar system.  The resulting energy would be more than enough to produce this flash of light.&#8221;</p>
<p>Earl&#8217;s stance is controversial, yet it cannot be dismissed by other astronomers, some of whom believe the radio signal is a desperate plea for aid from the victim&#8217;s of the Nova bomb.</p>
<p>&#8220;If a Nova-bomb has been detonated, you better believe those on the receiving end are experiencing one hell of an ass whooping.  It&#8217;ll take some time for us to process the radio signal for any encoded message, as well as the light spectrum from the Nova bomb to confirm my theory, but I have no doubt in my mind that right now, as we speak, weapons beyond our comprehension are being used in interstellar conflicts deep in space.  We can only hope that these star wars don&#8217;t spill over into our neck of the woods,&#8221; says Earl Jokiesowitz.</p>
<p>We have to agree.</p>
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