Scientists Have Evidence Aliens Prevented 20th Century Apocalypse

Did alien guardians prevent an apocalyptic event in the early 20th century?  That’s what Russian scientist Dr. Yuri Labvin claims in an extraordinary new theory about the Tunguska Event of 1908.

The brief synopsis of the mysterious Tunguska Event is that on June 30, 1908, a massive explosion occured above a remote region of Siberia, leveling over 80 million trees across a hundred square mile area.  The explosion is estimated to have been equivelant to several A-Bombs.  The catalyst for the explosion remains a big unknown.  Read more here.

Dr. Labvin, president of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation, says he has evidence that the explosion was caused by an alien spacecraft colliding with a massive meteor on a collision course with earth.  By exploding the massive meteor before it crashed into our planet, Dr. Labvin says the aliens saved humanity.

Dr. Labvin’s evidence is several quartz slabs discovered at the site of the explosion which are engraved with strange symbols.  According to Dr. Labvin, we do not possess the technology to create the intricate geometric shapes carved on the quartz slabs.  Tests with lasers were unsuccessful at duplicating the designs.  He claims the slabs are debris from the alien spaceship, possibly part of the ship’s navigation controls.

alienpanelAre these alien navigation controls?

We should all take a moment to think of the brave alien astronauts who saved our planet on that fateful day in 1908.  We don’t know about you, but we feel safer knowing extraterrestrial intelligences are looking out for us.  Read more here.

What do you think?

Dangers of the Twitter Hive Mind

Post submitted by anonymous investigator.  Views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of The Loki Times.

Twitter, tweets, and tweetbacks.  Harmless sounding words we hear more and more as the popularity of the social networking and micro-blogging service grows at an exponential rate.  But the explosive growth of Twitter has left us little time step back to analyze the threat it poses to mankind.  A new ‘Big Brother’ is growing right in front of our eyes.  It is the all knowing Twitter hive mind.

twitterhivemindThe Twitter hive mind feeds on our thoughts, personalities, moods, and ideas.  Everytime someone tweets, a snippet of information is sent to a growing pool of data.  This data pool reflects a large part of mankind’s collective consciousness.  While the everyday Twitter user might not care, large corporations and governments do.  They can analyze this data to learn more about the people they seek to control.

Lying in the superficially inane flow of Tweets are patterns of thought which groups like the Illuminati can use to manipulate the minds of citizens.  Right now, researchers are developing sensors that can be paired with Twitter in order to deliver a constant stream of information regarding everything from your heart rate to mood (read here).

And we can’t ignore studies showing that Twitter could be destroying our capacity for emotion and empathy (read here).  The thought is that the constant data-stream sent through a service like Twitter is shortening our attention spans and preventing reflection on what we’re reading, therefore reducing our ability to feel emotion.  This all snowballs into a sort of brainwashing in which we become little more than living conduits of information.  This brainwashing effect only further serves the purposes of those who will learn how to use Twitter for their own nefarious ends.

So the next time you hear someone Tweet, “I just ate a bagel for breakfast”, or “On my way to work”, remember that those simple words could be contributing to the downfall of mankind.

Twitter – Dangerous or Harmless.  What do you think?

2012 Prediction: The Milky Way vs. Andromeda

January 6, 2009 by The Loki Man · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Outer Space, Science, The Apocalypse 

There’s Gonna Be A Fight

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The Milky Way galaxy, our home, appears to be prepping for a cosmic rumble with our neighbor, the Andromeda galaxy.  New measurements show the Milky Way being 50% larger than we originally thought, and it is traveling through space at about 600,000 mph, which is 100,000 mph more than the old estimates.  Read more here.

For now, let’s set aside questions regarding what this increase in speed and mass means for our lives on planet Earth.  Let’s think consider instead the more pressing issue of the Milky Way-Andromeda Galaxy collision. Disregard what you think you know about this predicted disaster.  Popular theory says it won’t happen for another 3 billion years, and that even if it does happen it’ll have no effect on us.  WRONG!  We believe this possible collision is a candidate for the predicted 2012 apocalypse (according to the ancient Mayan calendar, which abruptly ends that year). We’re happy to see our galaxy appears to be prepping for the collision, but it’s increased speed should be cause for concern since we could be riding an exponentially increasing gravitational trajectory that is going to sling us into the inevitable slug match with Andromeda sooner than we thought.

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