Rats. Out of Our Sewers & Into Our Machines
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Artificial Intelligence, Biology, Conspiracies, Scientific, The Future
Rats, Is There Anything They Can’t Do? Part 3
Well, it’s finally happened. Researchers have figured out how to create biological computers using rat brains. We are one step closer to the creation of Rat Cyborgs. But these breakthroughs open doors to even more frightening vistas of the future, a future in which machines CONTROLLED by rat brains CONTROL the world! Some day mankind might fall prey to the whims of super-powered Rat lords!
We can take comfort in the fact some rats appear to be decent creatures. Take for instance the bomb sniffing rats (read here). But we’ve also all heard stories of plague carrying rats. And then there was also this prophetic movie.
So where does that leave us? Only with frightening speculations as to where rat brain powered machines and computers might lead. What are your visions of this future?
Water Bears Survive Harsh Environment of Space
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Astro Biology, Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence, Outer Space
Super Tough Organism Can Survive Swimming In Outer Space
A microscopic animal species known as Water Bears (Tardidgrades) can survive the extreme conditions of outer space, states a recent report at Scientific American.
Ecologist Ingemar Jonsson launched the tough little bastards into space on the Foton M3 mission. During the experiments, the Water Bears lived in the vacuum of space for 10 days. This groundbreaking study proves that there are animals who can survive space flight unprotected. This isn’t news to the staff at The Loki Times.
But the little Water Bears weren’t only exposed to the vacuum of space – they were also bombarded with cosmic radiation. The possible effects ofthis radiation have not been discussed at any length, but our science advisors, like space biologist Allen Gringholm, say this should not be overlooked.
“Tardidgrades are microscopic creatures…but for how long? Exposing these things to cosmic radiation ranks high in my book of bad ideas. If you are familiar with the story of Bruce Banner and The Incredible Hulk, well, need I say more? I mean look at the things. You want to see one of them grown a million times their regular size falling out of the sky?” asks Gringholm.
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Read article at Scientific American.
Intelligent, Monkey-size Helicopters Built by Researchers
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Artificial Intelligence, Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence, Science, Scientific, Technology
AI HELICOPTERS LOOK LIKE THEY’RE THE PERFECT SIZE FOR MONKEY CYBORGS
Stanford University’s news service reports that a group of students have built a group of artificially intelligent helicopters that can “learn” how to fly by watching other helicopters. Andrew Ng, the professor directing the student research team, states that the maneuvers the helicopters perform are “”by far the most difficult aerobatic maneuvers flown by any computer controlled helicopter.” The picture below shows one of the helos, that looks just about the right size for a monkey pilot.
Interest has been expressed in using this technology to create unmanned helicopters that could aid in war zones or disaster areas.
The research has shown that the helicopters can perform complex maneuvers human pilots could not, either manually or by remote. This is troubling because these super helicopters with brains of their own could fall into the wrong hands. And since they are the perfect size for monkey pilots, concerns are arising that they could fall into the hands of the monkey cyborgs. This would be a formidable weapon in their super strong robotic hands.
Read the article at Stanford University’s News Service.
Monkey Brains Infiltrate Internet
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Conspiracies, Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence, Mind Control, Science
Reports have surfaced that the monkey cyborgs can use their powerful brains to infiltrate the internet, as shown by experiments in which they control a humanoid robot in Japan from their base in the US.
The report on InfoWorld.com reports that a pair of monkey cyborgs located at Duke University, NC, can now control a robot in Japan known as CBi.
The Monkey Cyborgs
Filed under: Animal Intelligence, Conspiracies, Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence, Science, Scientific, Technology
RESEARCHERS BUILD MONKEY CYBORGS
A future with flying cars and hoverboard hasn’t come, but something else has – MONKEY CYBORGS.
NewScientist.com reported in May about the work being done by Andrew Schwartz and a team of scientists at the University of Pittsburgh. They have hooked the brains of two monkeys up to robotic limbs, and the monkeys can think the robots into action. In the article, John Kalaska, a neuroscientist at the University of Montreal, stated that “It’s impressive how naturally the animal interacts with the robot. It’s a natural extension of their own body because they control it so easily just by thinking.”
That’s a neuroscientist, stating that robotic limbs are a natural extension of a monkey’s body. Think about it.
The Loki Times is on top of the story. Confidential informants have told us that the rise of an army of Cyborg Monkeys might be upon us. They state that the scientists working on this technology might not be in as much control as the media would like us to think.
A member of Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence left us this simple, disturbing quote: “Arm yourselves.”
Stay tuned to The Loki Times for further information.
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