New Documentary Shines Light on Interstellar Exile Problem

The documentary District 9 is a long overdue film about the serious issue of alien refugees.  The resources of the universe cannot support the rapid growth of the universal population, and this is not the first, nor the last, case of alien civilizations being cast off of their home worlds due to overcrowding, pollution, and planetary apocalypses.

Theorists say Earth could be next in this disturbing trend of planetary exile.  So far we’ve been lucky in that most of the alien refugees hoping to make our world their new home are not hostile, but analysts say we must be careful to not appear to weak as we accept more and more alien exiles.

“You can liken it to the position the Obama administration is finding themselves in with international relations,” says political correspondent Dan McGruffy.  “President Obama is being simultaneously praised and criticized with his open arms approach to foreign policy, the fear being that we will appear weak.  At the same time, there is no doubt that America needs to heal damaged relationships with foreign nations.  The same problems arise with interstellar exiles.  We do not want to appear harsh and insensitive while making it clear we will defend our resources.  The question arises, who does Earth belong to?  Earthlings?  Or the universe?  Do we have a fundamental duty to provide life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness to all beings?  The bottom line is, as our population grows and we continue to accept more alien exiles, we risk accelerating the depletion of Earth’s resources, and we might find ourselves exiled as well.”

What do you think?  Is it our duty to provide for interstellar exiles?  What is the appropriate response to their needs?

!!! UFO Cover Up Unfolds On News !!!

Report from UFOR.a.You “UFO‘s Right above You”:

New Jersey UFO sightings in January and February caused panic in the streets.  Now, the popular media says the sightings were just a hoax (WATCH News Cast below).

A likely story.  It’s amazing the length they’re going to make us think these UFO’s were just “flares tied to helium balloons”.  They’ve even hired two men to act like it was all their idea. The lying must end.  What are they trying to hide?  People should not brush this aside.  Those UFO sightings were real.  Something is happening. This case is NOT solved.

- UFOR.a.You Public Information Officer #3040sd

Evidence of Alien Space Gods

Could this picture captured by the Chandra X-Ray Observatory be evidence of an Alien Space God in action?  Researchers from the Lovecraft Institute for Extreme Exploration, L.I.E.E., think so.  What do you think?  Read more about the image at NASA’s website here.

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Wormholes: The New Way To Travel?

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The formula above is just a portion of the equations Dr. Peter Kuhfittig of the University of Wisconsin is using to prove that we could produce transversable wormholes.  His paper, which can be read here, opens with this definition for wormholes: “Wormholes may be defined as handles or tunnels in the spacetime topology linking widely separated regions of our Universe or of different universes altogether.”

The paper is a major step forward in human wormhole creation and travel.  The possibilities of wormhole travel are endless, but while many of the outcomes could be favorable to mankind, there are also a plethora of risks.

Dramatization of wormhole travel.

The Loki Times has covered UFO activity, trans-dimensional events, and Shadow People for sometime and it appears clear to us and other experts that wormholes are already being used by non-human intelligences to travel vast distances and to jump between different dimensions.  By producing our own wormholes, we might invite unwanted visitors into our world.  If you haven’t seen or read The Mist, we strongly recommend you do to get a glimpse of one such possibility.

Nonetheless, the benefits of mastering wormhole travel more than likely outweigh the risks, especially considering the alarming rate at which Earth’s population is growing while its resources shrink.  Wormhole travel will give us the opportunity to cultivate new human worlds and resources that could save us from our current crises.

Stay tuned to The Loki Times for continued coverage of wormhole news.

Even Aliens Have to Pee

We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.

Let’s face it.  We’ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they’re using our interstates for transportation.  And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn’t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance.  According to the gov’t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.

Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene.  The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area.  We’re waiting for more information.

Read about the story here.

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