Alien Civilization Hiding on Saturn’s Rings?
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astronomy, Discoveries, Lovecraft Institute for Extreme Exploration, Outer Space, Science, The Apocalypse
Amazing pictures taken by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft show colossal vertical structures on the rings of Saturn. Researchers claim the massive shapes are the downtown area of an alien city.
The images are a groundbreaking step forward in our ongoing search for extraterrestrial life. Dave Standforth of the Lovecraft Institute for Extreme Exploration says the pyramid shape of some of the buildings in the alien city lend credibility to Erich Von Daniken’s ancient astronaut theory, which believes the Egyptians built the pyramids with the help of alien intelligences.
“This discovery demands the immediate preparation of a manned flight to Saturn’s rings to make contact with these aliens who could have seeded our planet,” says Dave Standforth. He added, “We haven’t a moment to lose as we approach the year 2012, the year of the proposed Mayan apocalypse. Our institute is troubled by the sudden appearance of these alien structures. Remember that Von Daniken’s ancient astronaut hypothesis believes the Mayans had contact with aliens as well. Could this be a sign of the apocalypse? We don’t know, but we need to ask these aliens.”
What do you think? Could aliens be living on Saturn’s rings?
Read about the discovery here.
Scientists Have Evidence Aliens Prevented 20th Century Apocalypse
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Biology, Discoveries, Outer Space, Science, The Apocalypse, The Future, Tunguska Event
Did alien guardians prevent an apocalyptic event in the early 20th century? That’s what Russian scientist Dr. Yuri Labvin claims in an extraordinary new theory about the Tunguska Event of 1908.
The brief synopsis of the mysterious Tunguska Event is that on June 30, 1908, a massive explosion occured above a remote region of Siberia, leveling over 80 million trees across a hundred square mile area. The explosion is estimated to have been equivelant to several A-Bombs. The catalyst for the explosion remains a big unknown. Read more here.
Dr. Labvin, president of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation, says he has evidence that the explosion was caused by an alien spacecraft colliding with a massive meteor on a collision course with earth. By exploding the massive meteor before it crashed into our planet, Dr. Labvin says the aliens saved humanity.
Dr. Labvin’s evidence is several quartz slabs discovered at the site of the explosion which are engraved with strange symbols. According to Dr. Labvin, we do not possess the technology to create the intricate geometric shapes carved on the quartz slabs. Tests with lasers were unsuccessful at duplicating the designs. He claims the slabs are debris from the alien spaceship, possibly part of the ship’s navigation controls.
Are these alien navigation controls?
We should all take a moment to think of the brave alien astronauts who saved our planet on that fateful day in 1908. We don’t know about you, but we feel safer knowing extraterrestrial intelligences are looking out for us. Read more here.
What do you think?
2012 Prediction: Apocalypse Caused By Slow Internet
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Aliens, Computers, Psychology, Science, Science Fiction, Social Media, Technology, The Apocalypse, The Future
Are we running out of internet? This report suggests this could be the case.
As we continue to wonder what might cause the 2012 apocalypse infamously predicted by the Mayans, this report has caused a stir because of the following quote from the article in the Times Online: “From 2012, however, PCs and laptops are likely to operate at a much reduced speed, rendering the internet an ‘unreliable toy’”.
Could a frustratingly slow internet cause the infamous 2012 apocalypse? This is a possibility according to an internet researcher who wishes to remain nameless. The reseacher said, “We’ve become so dependent on the internet that a reduction in its performance could lead to global chaos. Banking systems, transportation, utility grids could all come crashing down. I don’t think it’s unreasonable at all to think the ensuing mayhem could snowball into the end of the world.”
While these points are relevant to this theory, psychologist Dr. Eddie Eddington Jr. says he is more concerned about the psychological damage a slow and evaporating internet would have on the world.
Dr. Eddington said the following when reached for comment: “The instant gratification we’ve become used to with the internet and the immediacy with which we can connect to a world of information has made us extremely ADD. Take for instance the Twitter phenomena. Our attention spans and patience are dwindling at exponential rates. If reports that the internet will start slowing to a sudden halt around 2012 are true, then we could very well see our collective psychology short circuit. The results of such a short circuit could be widespread insanity, which would snowball into chaos, riots, and general anarchy. It very well could trigger a sort of ’social apocalypse’. Perhaps this is what the Mayans predicted.”
What do you think? Could a slow internet in 2012 be the spark that lights the fire of an apocalypse?
Is This “Loveable” Creature a Trojan Horse for the Robot Apocalypse?
Filed under: Artificial Intelligence, Computers, Conspiracies, Robot Psychology, Robots, Science, Science Fiction, Technology, The Apocalypse, The Future
The robot is named Probo. He’s modeled after an imaginary alien creature with an elephant like trunk. Researchers designed Probo to study human-robot interaction. Probo is programmed to communicate and react to humans in a believable social manner. Probo can also imitate emotions. But, robot apocalypse watchdog groups think creations like Probo will act as a Trojan Horse for the mechanical armies they theorize we’ll face in the future.
“These robots are teaching us to let our guard down,” says Dr. Phil Tompkin, a scientist specializing in de-technolozation at the Institute For Simplicity (IFS). “We cannot allow this to happen. If we believe robots can be cuddly, emotional creatures, then we’re one step close to putting mankind in a position where these machines can stab us in the back. Once these AI systems reach a certain level of sophistication, they will lash out against us, their creators. Mark my word. We cannot teach our children to be comfortable around mechanical beings! It’s like teaching a 3-year-old that Scorpions are puppies.”
Whether or not Probo turns against us remains to be seen. All we know is that an army of Probos sounds like a terrifying thing. And why is he called Probo? Does it have something to do with his trunk? We shudder to consider the possibility.
Learn more about Probo here.
Santino: Chimp Warrior
Filed under: Animal, Animal Intelligence, Biology, Discoveries, Homo Sapiens Against Animal Intelligence, Science, The Apocalypse
Cool video regarding Santino the Chimp. Read our post about him here.
