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		<title>Even Aliens Have to Pee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime. Let&#8217;s face it.  We&#8217;ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they&#8217;re using our interstates [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it.  We&#8217;ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they&#8217;re using our interstates for transportation.  And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.<br />
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn&#8217;t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance.  According to the gov&#8217;t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.</p>
<p>Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene.  The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area.  We&#8217;re waiting for more information.</p>
<p>Read about the story <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/13/ap/strange/main4864399.shtml?source=RSS&amp;attr=_4864399" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Ancient Fossils Hint At 250 Million Year Old Civilization</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mysterious photographs of fossils discovered by the 1927 Duncan expedition to the arctic have finally been released and researchers say they hint at the existence of a race of highly evolved, intelligent creatures who inhabited Earth approximately 250 million years ago. When the Duncan expedition returned from their scientific mission to the arctic, rumors ran [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mysterious photographs of fossils discovered by the 1927 Duncan expedition to the arctic have finally been released and researchers say they hint at the existence of a race of highly evolved, intelligent creatures who inhabited Earth approximately 250 million years ago.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-268" title="weird-creature-fossil" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/weird-creature-fossil.jpg" alt="weird-creature-fossil" width="198" height="400" />When the Duncan expedition returned from their scientific mission to the arctic, rumors ran wild about shocking discoveries made by the group.  But, within months of their return, all the members of the expedition went mad and were institutionalized.  Their papers and findings were never released, and over the years the rumors faded into little known myth.</p>
<p>The first photo released by The Duncan Institute of Exploration shows the fossil of an amazing looking creature.  While more research is needed, some scientists are saying the anatomy displayed by the fossil is suggestive of a highly evolved species.  The discoveries are rocking the scientific foundation and are making biologists question long held theories on evolution.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lokitimes.com" target="_blank"><em>The <em>Loki Times</em></em></a> resident space biologist <a href="http://lokitimes.wordpress.com/category/gringholm/" target="_blank">Arthur Gringholm</a> cautions researchers about rushing to conclusions.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think we should assume these creatures evolved on this planet.  My examination of the fossil leads me to believe these creatures are extra-terrestrial, and therefore we shouldn&#8217;t get ourselves into a tail spin about how they evolved.  What I do think we need to consider is this: if the creatures are alien, what influence might they have exerted on Earth&#8217;s current biodiversity?  And how did they get here?&#8221; &#8211; Dr. Arthur Gringholm.</p>
<p>The Duncan Institute of Exploration has said little about their sudden decision to release the photographs other than &#8220;it was time.&#8221;</p>
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