Alien Refugee Post Sparks Debate
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Astro Biology, Foreign Policy, Interstellar Politics, Politics, UFO's
Our recent post about the documentary film District 9 sparked a passionate debate between those who think we should open our arms to these interstellar outcasts and those who fiercely oppose giving any aid to aliens without homes. These shirts have surfaced from each side of the argument. Who’s side are you on?
New Documentary Shines Light on Interstellar Exile Problem
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astro Biology, Foreign Policy, Interstellar Politics, Politics
The documentary District 9 is a long overdue film about the serious issue of alien refugees. The resources of the universe cannot support the rapid growth of the universal population, and this is not the first, nor the last, case of alien civilizations being cast off of their home worlds due to overcrowding, pollution, and planetary apocalypses.
Theorists say Earth could be next in this disturbing trend of planetary exile. So far we’ve been lucky in that most of the alien refugees hoping to make our world their new home are not hostile, but analysts say we must be careful to not appear to weak as we accept more and more alien exiles.
“You can liken it to the position the Obama administration is finding themselves in with international relations,” says political correspondent Dan McGruffy. “President Obama is being simultaneously praised and criticized with his open arms approach to foreign policy, the fear being that we will appear weak. At the same time, there is no doubt that America needs to heal damaged relationships with foreign nations. The same problems arise with interstellar exiles. We do not want to appear harsh and insensitive while making it clear we will defend our resources. The question arises, who does Earth belong to? Earthlings? Or the universe? Do we have a fundamental duty to provide life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness to all beings? The bottom line is, as our population grows and we continue to accept more alien exiles, we risk accelerating the depletion of Earth’s resources, and we might find ourselves exiled as well.”
What do you think? Is it our duty to provide for interstellar exiles? What is the appropriate response to their needs?
NASA UFO Cover Up Lawsuit Imminent
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astro Biology, Astronomy, Conspiracies, Discoveries, Exoplanets, Government, Outer Space, Science, Science Fiction, Scientific, UFO's, UFOR.a.YOU, Unidentified Boating Objects, Unidentified Submerged Objects
Remember these images of the Glasser UFO Event of 1930?
They could be lost forever if NASA has its way. According to a report from OhMyGov.com, the International UFO Congress is planning on suing NASA for allegedly destroying photographic evidence of unidentified flying objects and evidence they have of life on other planets. According to the UFO Activists who’d back the suit, part of NASA’s mission is to “look for signs of life in other planetary systems”, and since NASA is funded by tax payers, any effort to destroy evidence of alien life would amount to fraud and waste of tax payer money.
The secretive organization, UFOR.a.YOU (UFO’s Right Above You) responded to our inquiries with the usual cryptic response: “UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding the alleged NASA cover up at this time.” – Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #98465″
NASA denies any cover up, even in the face of recent whistle blowing by former astronaut and American hero Dr. Edgar Mitchell. Listen to Dr. Mitchell’s claims:
Even Aliens Have to Pee
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astro Biology, Conspiracies, Crypto-Anthropology, Government, Men In Black, Outer Space, Science, Science Fiction, UFO's
We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.
Let’s face it. We’ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they’re using our interstates for transportation. And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn’t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance. According to the gov’t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.
Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene. The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area. We’re waiting for more information.
Read about the story here.
Aliens on Earth?: Placozoa Continue to Perplex Scientists
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astro Biology, Biology, Cryptozoology
Although they might appear to be the simplest multi-celluar organisms on Earth, the mysterious creatures known as Placozoa continue to leave scientists scratching their heads over their origins, genetic makeup, and abilities, thus making them far from simple.
Placozoa are small, living, blobs of cells. They feed through their ’skin’, can regenerate from only a small amount of cells, and reproduce asexually by splitting off parts of themselves. However, they have only rarely been observed in nature and scientists have yet to find any fossils of Placozoans.
Image of a Placozoa.
A new theory by our resident space biologist Allen Gringholm states that Placozoa are actually descendants of a massive blob of an alien which crashed into Earth millions of years ago. Read more