Even Aliens Have to Pee
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astro Biology, Conspiracies, Crypto-Anthropology, Government, Men In Black, Outer Space, Science, Science Fiction, UFO's
We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.
Let’s face it. We’ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they’re using our interstates for transportation. And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn’t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance. According to the gov’t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.
Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene. The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area. We’re waiting for more information.
Read about the story here.
UFO Sighting Connected To Tropical Bird Sanctuary
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Animal Intelligence, Biology, Conspiracies, Nanotechnology, UFO's
A recent UFO sighting caught on tape by the citizens of Brean, UK has experts scratching their heads. The video depicts a metallic, cigar shaped UFO traveling silently at an extremely high altitude. The question everyone is asking: What is this UFO and why is it visiting the quiet coastal village of Brean? We think we have the answer.
The Glasser UFO Event of 1930
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Aliens, Conspiracies, Government, Scientific, UFO's
We have obtained 4 declassified documents from the Glasser Alien Communication Project of 1930. The disaster that struck this secretive project led to UFO sightings accompanied by catastrophic events around the world. No official explanation has been provided, but these pages might contain clues as to what went wrong.
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The Loki Times has collected these photographs of UFO’s spotted all around the world in connection with the mysterious Glasser Event. Click on the thumbnails for full size pictures.
Our investigators and historians are working around the clock to unravel this mystery.
Scientists Building Insanely Powerful Magnet
Filed under: Aliens, Outer Space, Science, Scientific, Technology, UFO's, UFOR.a.YOU
Could super strong magnet be used to pull UFO’s out of the sky?
Researchers at the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory are building a magnet millions of times more powerful than the wimpy ones you find on refrigerators. The magnet is so powerful that it could destroy itself when turned on. Scientists hope to get the magnet to reach 100 teslas of magnetic force. The Earth’s magnetic field generates only about 50 microteslas of force.
Scientists say the research could lead to better MRI imaging devices and breakthroughs in magnetic propulsion. But The Loki Times wonders, could we be trying to pull something down from outer space with the magnet? And if so, what could it be?
Wealthy UFOlogists desperate to get their hands on a UFO could be behind it. We tried to contact our liason at the UFOlogist group UFOR.a.YOU (Unidentified Flying Objects Right Above You), but we received only this cryptic response:
“UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding magnetic research at this time.” – Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #46738
Read an article about the magnet at IEEE Spectrum Online.