Even Aliens Have to Pee
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Alien Invasion, Aliens, Astro Biology, Conspiracies, Crypto-Anthropology, Government, Men In Black, Outer Space, Science, Science Fiction, UFO's
We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.
Let’s face it. We’ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they’re using our interstates for transportation. And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn’t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance. According to the gov’t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.
Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene. The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area. We’re waiting for more information.
Read about the story here.
The Glasser UFO Event of 1930
Filed under: Alien Intelligence, Aliens, Conspiracies, Government, Scientific, UFO's
We have obtained 4 declassified documents from the Glasser Alien Communication Project of 1930. The disaster that struck this secretive project led to UFO sightings accompanied by catastrophic events around the world. No official explanation has been provided, but these pages might contain clues as to what went wrong.
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The Loki Times has collected these photographs of UFO’s spotted all around the world in connection with the mysterious Glasser Event. Click on the thumbnails for full size pictures.
Our investigators and historians are working around the clock to unravel this mystery.
So It Begins: The Age of Magnetic Mind Control
Filed under: Government, Mind Control, Scientific, Technology
The FDA has approved Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation for medical treatment. The government is rolling it out, probably in conjunction with Big Pharmaceutical. If you’ve been following our coverage on magnetic mind control, then you probably know why this is troubling.
This could be the government’s first step toward magnetic mind control on a large scale.
Read about the move here.
Nanophotonics, Plasmonics, and Invisibility Cloaks: What You Need To Know
Filed under: Government, Science, Scientific, Technology
The ever advancing field of transformation optics promises the development of invisibility cloaks in the near future. We’ve already witnessed minor breakthroughs in the news with cloaking technology, but now we’re talking about the mass production of consumer ready invisibility cloaks.
What most people don’t know is that there is good reason to believe these advanced invisibility cloaks already exist and are in use by various government and para-government organizations. In fact, a member of The Loki Times staff spotted a person wearing an invisibility cloak in our offices. This person was chased through the building, but as you can imagine keeping track of someone who is invisible is very hard.
We just want you to keep this in mind, because there could be someone wearing an invisibility cloak watching you, even as you read this. Many of these futuristic inventions you hear about being “developed” are actually here.
Check back soon for images of invisibility cloak wearing spies caught on film.
Read more about transformation optics.
Did McCain’s Thought Helmet Work?
Filed under: Government, Human Intelligence, Mind Control, Science
In our opinion – No. It did not.