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		<title>Chemtrail Fallout In Bethesda, MD</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 18:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is the mysterious substance raining on Bethesda, MD fallout from chemtrails?  Read more here.
Washington news organizations are reporting that a white mystery substance has been falling on the area for sometime now, and people are starting to worry.  Local officials say they&#8217;ve traced the source of the material to a nearby construction site, but not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the mysterious substance raining on Bethesda, MD fallout from chemtrails?  Read more <a href="http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Dont-Breathe-the-Air-in-Bethesda.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p>Washington news organizations are reporting that a white mystery substance has been falling on the area for sometime now, and people are starting to worry.  Local officials say they&#8217;ve traced the source of the material to a nearby construction site, but not everyone believes this answer.</p>
<p>Bethesda is home to NIH&#8217;s main campus (The National Institute of Health).  NIH is home to some of the most cutting edge medical research in the world.  Chemtrail conspiracy theorists think they could be conducting a new experiment on the people right outside their gates.  Chemtrail theorists say government agencies have been dumping chemicals into our atmosphere for years as part of a massive covert operation.  The purpose of the operation is said to be everything from population control to atmospheric modification for an alien race that has infiltrated the power elite.</p>
<p>Chemtrail sightings and evidence are rare in the Washington, D.C. area, and rarely is there evidence as visible as the substance currently raining down on Bethesda, MD.</p>
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		<title>DARPA Launches All Seeing Eye Into Stratosphere</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/04/28/darpa-launches-all-seeing-eye-into-stratosphere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another step towards floating cities or Big Brother?  You decide.
DARPA is moving project ISIS into its demonstration phase.  ISIS (Integrated Sensor Is Structure) is a military project with goals to launch an autonomous statospheric-based airship equipped with supercharged sensors for surveillance.  The lightweight structure will hover high above earth for years and be capable of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another step towards floating cities or Big Brother?  You decide.</p>
<p><em>DARPA</em> is moving project <strong>ISIS</strong> into its demonstration phase.  <strong>ISIS (Integrated Sensor Is Structure)</strong> is a military project with goals to launch an autonomous statospheric-based airship equipped with supercharged sensors for surveillance.  The lightweight structure will hover high above earth for years and be capable of tracking objects as small as a child from up to 300 km away.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-581" title="isis" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/isis.jpg" alt="isis" width="450" height="338" /></p>
<p>But, the idea of hovering surveillance structures troubles privacy groups like the <em>Anti-Satellite Sympathizers</em>.  <em>A.S.S. </em>founder and president Neil Kaminskigee said the following: &#8220;It&#8217;s just one more step towards a totalitarian police state, in which every square inch of earth has a dedicated &#8217;surveillance camera&#8217; to watch over citizens.&#8221;</p>
<p>Others see this as another step towards floating airbases and cities.  Population control organizations have promoted the idea of permanent, stratosphere based structures to help alleviate overcrowding on the surface of our planet.</p>
<p>Read the press release from <em>DARPA</em> <a href="http://www.darpa.mil/news/2009/ISIS_ph3.pdf" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Danish Scientist&#8217;s Frightening Claims About 9/11 Attacks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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This segment from a Danish news station details new evidence discovered by Danish scientist Niels Harrit about high levels of nano-thermite found in the dust and rubble of the World Trade Centers.  Nano-thermite, according to Dr. Harrit, is a highly volatile and relatively new explosive compound.  These findings support 9/11 conspiracy theories that explosives placed [...]]]></description>
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<p>This segment from a Danish news station details new evidence discovered by Danish scientist Niels Harrit about high levels of nano-thermite found in the dust and rubble of the World Trade Centers.  Nano-thermite, according to Dr. Harrit, is a highly volatile and relatively new explosive compound.  These findings support <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9/11_conspiracy_theories" target="_blank">9/11 conspiracy theories</a> that explosives placed in the World Trade Center by an organization other than Al-Qaeda caused the buildings to collapse, and that the terrorist attacks were just a smoke screen.  Alleged conspirators include the New World Order and Illuminati.</p>
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		<title>Dangers of the Twitter Hive Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Post submitted by anonymous investigator.  Views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of The Loki Times.
Twitter, tweets, and tweetbacks.  Harmless sounding words we hear more and more as the popularity of the social networking and micro-blogging service grows at an exponential rate.  But the explosive growth of Twitter has left us little time step [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Post submitted by anonymous investigator.  Views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of The Loki Times.</em></p>
<p>Twitter, tweets, and tweetbacks.  Harmless sounding words we hear more and more as the popularity of the social networking and micro-blogging service grows at an exponential rate.  But the explosive growth of Twitter has left us little time step back to analyze the threat it poses to mankind.  A new <a type="amzn">&#8216;Big Brother&#8217;</a> is growing right in front of our eyes.  It is the all knowing Twitter hive mind.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-561" title="twitterhivemind" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/twitterhivemind.jpg" alt="twitterhivemind" width="316" height="299" />The Twitter hive mind feeds on our thoughts, personalities, moods, and ideas.  Everytime someone tweets, a snippet of information is sent to a growing pool of data.  This data pool reflects a large part of mankind&#8217;s collective consciousness.  While the everyday Twitter user might not care, large corporations and governments do.  They can analyze this data to learn more about the people they seek to control.</p>
<p>Lying in the superficially inane flow of Tweets are patterns of thought which groups like the Illuminati can use to manipulate the minds of citizens.  Right now, researchers are developing sensors that can be paired with Twitter in order to deliver a constant stream of information regarding everything from your heart rate to mood (<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/14/technology/internet/14twitter.html" target="_blank">read here</a>).</p>
<p>And we can&#8217;t ignore studies showing that Twitter could be destroying our capacity for emotion and empathy (<a href="http://www.physorg.com/news158864256.html" target="_blank">read here</a>).  The thought is that the constant data-stream sent through a service like Twitter is shortening our attention spans and preventing reflection on what we&#8217;re reading, therefore reducing our ability to feel emotion.  This all snowballs into a sort of brainwashing in which we become little more than living conduits of information.  This brainwashing effect only further serves the purposes of those who will learn how to use Twitter for their own nefarious ends.</p>
<p>So the next time you hear someone Tweet, &#8220;I just ate a bagel for breakfast&#8221;, or &#8220;On my way to work&#8221;, remember that those simple words could be contributing to the downfall of mankind.</p>
<p>Twitter &#8211; Dangerous or Harmless.  What do you think?</p>
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		<title>NASA UFO Cover Up Lawsuit Imminent</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember these images of the Glasser UFO Event of 1930?
    
They could be lost forever if NASA has its way.  According to a report from OhMyGov.com, the International UFO Congress is planning on suing NASA for allegedly destroying photographic evidence of unidentified flying objects and evidence they have of life on other [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember these images of the <a href="http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/01/18/the-glasser-ufo-event-of-1930/" target="_blank">Glasser UFO Event</a> of 1930?</p>
<p><a class="imagelink" title="UFO #1" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_1.jpg" rel="lightbox[502]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_1" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_1-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_1" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #2" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_2.jpg" rel="lightbox[502]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_2" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_2-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_2" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #3" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_3.jpg" rel="lightbox[502]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_3" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_3-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_3" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #4" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_4.jpg" rel="lightbox[502]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_4" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_4-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_1" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #5" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_5.jpg" rel="lightbox[502]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_5" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_5-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_5" width="70" height="70" /></a></p>
<p>They could be lost forever if NASA has its way.  According to a <a href="http://ohmygov.com/blogs/general_news/archive/2009/03/19/ufo-enthusiasts-may-sue-nasa-for-fraud.aspx" target="_blank">report</a> from <a href="http://ohmygov.com/" target="_blank">OhMyGov.com</a>, the International UFO Congress is planning on suing NASA for allegedly destroying photographic evidence of unidentified flying objects and evidence they have of life on other planets.  According to the UFO Activists who&#8217;d back the suit, part of NASA&#8217;s mission is to &#8220;look for signs of life in other planetary systems&#8221;, and since NASA is funded by tax payers, any effort to destroy evidence of alien life would amount to fraud and waste of tax payer money.</p>
<p>The secretive organization, UFOR.a.YOU (UFO&#8217;s Right Above You) responded to our inquiries with the usual cryptic response:<em> </em><em>“UFOR.a.YOU is not answering any questions regarding the alleged NASA cover up at this time.” &#8211; Sincerely, UFOR.a.YOU Public Information Officer #98465″</em></p>
<p>NASA denies any cover up, even in the face of recent whistle blowing by former astronaut and American hero Dr. Edgar Mitchell.  Listen to Dr. Mitchell&#8217;s claims:<br />
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		<title>Even Aliens Have to Pee</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/03/16/even-aliens-have-to-pee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.
Let&#8217;s face it.  We&#8217;ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they&#8217;re using our interstates for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have unconfirmed reports that a strange substance found in a soap dispenser at a rest stop off of interstate 10 in Alabama could be residue from an alien creature that secretes slime.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it.  We&#8217;ve slowly been invaded by aliens for the past 1000 odd years or so, and they&#8217;re using our interstates for transportation.  And, the bottom line is, even they have to go to the bathroom every once in awhile, so it makes sense there is a high chance that a rest stop that sees over 800 vehicles a day could also have an alien stop by.<br />
The Alabama Department of Transportation isn&#8217;t taking any chances, and has closed down the rest stop until further testing is complete on the substance.  According to the gov&#8217;t, people present at the time of the discovery have seen doctors and are ok.</p>
<p>Some CB transmissions we intercepted from truckers passing by (often our best sources of information) described a eerie scene.  The reports described men in black with teams dressed in haz-mat suits scouring the immediate area.  We&#8217;re waiting for more information.</p>
<p>Read about the story <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/13/ap/strange/main4864399.shtml?source=RSS&amp;attr=_4864399" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Glasser UFO Event of 1930</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2009/01/18/the-glasser-ufo-event-of-1930/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have obtained 4 declassified documents from the Glasser Alien Communication Project of 1930.  The disaster that struck this secretive project led to UFO sightings accompanied by catastrophic events around the world. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have obtained 4 declassified documents from the Glasser Alien Communication Project of 1930.  The disaster that struck this secretive project led to UFO sightings accompanied by catastrophic events around the world.  No official explanation has been provided, but these pages might contain clues as to what went wrong.</p>
<p><a class="imagelink" title="De-Classified Page #1" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_files]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/1.gif" rel="lightbox[422]">Page 1</a> / <a class="imagelink" title="De-Classified Page #2" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_files]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/2.gif" rel="lightbox[422]">Page 2</a> / <a class="imagelink" title="De-Classified Page #3" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_files]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/3.gif" rel="lightbox[422]">Page 3</a> / <a class="imagelink" title="De-Classified Page #4" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_files]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/4.gif" rel="lightbox[422]">Page 4</a></p>
<p><em>The Loki Times</em> has collected these photographs of UFO&#8217;s spotted all around the world in connection with the mysterious Glasser Event.  Click on the thumbnails for full size pictures.</p>
<p><a class="imagelink" title="UFO #1" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_1.jpg" rel="lightbox[422]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_1" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_1-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_1" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #2" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_2.jpg" rel="lightbox[422]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_2" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_2-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_2" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #3" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_3.jpg" rel="lightbox[422]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_3" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_3-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_3" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #4" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_4.jpg" rel="lightbox[422]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_4" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_4-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_1" width="70" height="70" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="UFO #5" rel="lightbox[glasser_event_ufos]" href="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_5.jpg" rel="lightbox[422]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-440 alignnone" title="glasser_ufo_5" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/glasser_ufo_5-150x150.jpg" alt="glasser_ufo_5" width="70" height="70" /></a></p>
<p>Our investigators and historians are working around the clock to unravel this mystery.</p>
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		<title>So It Begins: The Age of Magnetic Mind Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The FDA has approved Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation for medical treatment.  The government is rolling it out, probably in conjunction with Big Pharmaceutical.  If you've been following our coverage on magnetic mind control, then you probably know why this is troubling.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The FDA has approved Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation for medical treatment.  The government is rolling it out, probably in conjunction with Big Pharmaceutical.  If you&#8217;ve been following our coverage on magnetic mind control, then you probably know why this is troubling.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-233" title="magneticmindcontrol" src="http://www.lokitimes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/magneticmindcontrol-300x248.jpg" alt="magneticmindcontrol" width="300" height="248" /></p>
<p>This could be the government&#8217;s first step toward magnetic mind control on a large scale.</p>
<p>Read about the move <a href=" http://www.newscientist.com/channel/health/dn14998-magnetic-brain-therapy-gets-us-green-light.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nanophotonics, Plasmonics, and Invisibility Cloaks: What You Need To Know</title>
		<link>http://www.lokitimes.com/2008/10/21/nanophotonics-plasmonics-and-invisibility-cloaks-what-you-need-to-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Loki Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ever advancing field of transformation optics promises the development of invisibility cloaks in the near future.  We&#8217;ve already witnessed minor breakthroughs in the news with cloaking technology, but now we&#8217;re talking about the mass production of consumer ready invisibility cloaks.
What most people don&#8217;t know is that there is good reason to believe these advanced [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ever advancing field of transformation optics promises the development of invisibility cloaks in the near future.  We&#8217;ve already witnessed minor breakthroughs in the news with cloaking technology, but now we&#8217;re talking about the mass production of consumer ready invisibility cloaks.</p>
<p>What most people don&#8217;t know is that there is good reason to believe these advanced invisibility cloaks already exist and are in use by various government and para-government organizations.   In fact, a member of <em>The <em>Loki Times</em></em> staff spotted a person wearing an invisibility cloak in our offices.  This person was chased through the building, but as you can imagine keeping track of someone who is invisible is very hard.</p>
<p>We just want you to keep this in mind, because there could be someone wearing an invisibility cloak watching you, even as you read this.  Many of these futuristic inventions you hear about being &#8220;developed&#8221; are actually here.</p>
<p>Check back soon for images of invisibility cloak wearing spies caught on film.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cmth.ph.ic.ac.uk/photonics/Newphotonics/TransOptics.html" target="_blank">Read more about transformation optics.</a></p>
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		<title>Did McCain&#8217;s Thought Helmet Work?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In our opinion &#8211; No.  It did not.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In our opinion &#8211; No.  It did not.</p>
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