Aliens on Earth?: Placozoa Continue to Perplex Scientists

Although they might appear to be the simplest multi-celluar organisms on Earth, the mysterious creatures known as Placozoa continue to leave scientists scratching their heads over their origins, genetic makeup, and abilities, thus making them far from simple.

Placozoa are small, living, blobs of cells. They feed through their ’skin’, can regenerate from only a small amount of cells, and reproduce asexually by splitting off parts of themselves. However, they have only rarely been observed in nature and scientists have yet to find any fossils of Placozoans.

placozoanImage of a Placozoa.

A new theory by our resident space biologist Allen Gringholm states that Placozoa are actually descendants of a massive blob of an alien which crashed into Earth millions of years ago.  Read more

UFO Sighting Connected To Tropical Bird Sanctuary

A recent UFO sighting caught on tape by the citizens of Brean, UK has experts scratching their heads.  The video depicts a metallic, cigar shaped UFO traveling silently at an extremely high altitude.  The question everyone is asking:  What is this UFO and why is it visiting the quiet coastal village of Brean? We think we have the answer.

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Economic Recession = Jobs For Robots

robotcsrCould the recession accelerate the inevitable rise of the machines?  Robots with primitive forms of intelligence are spreading like wild fire, and the current global economic crisis is feeding the flames.  Since we can harness these robots as slaves to do our dirty work for a fraction of the cost of human workers, it makes since that this economical option is so appealing to employers.  But are the benefits worth the risk to mankind? Read more